How do you like me now bitches!
HunterBiden
Favorite son of President Biden
He’s not sure whether he’s making a #1 or a #2 - or whether he’s in the men’s room - ladies room - or that room where Juice’s fucking freaks go - but he’s the Democratic Nominee for President!
Lots of star power -
Eva Longoria - such a hot tamale - and a sad loss for Tony Parker. I’ve heard her farts smell like guacamole.
Michelle Obama - that dude is hung - and there’s a reason why he always wants you to look high and not low - so you don’t see the bulge in his sundress.
Tracy Ellis Ross - what a mess - her cunt is better forested than most of Costa Rica.
AOC - a true ultra liberal - but one who waxed her entire body - and that snatch is smooth.
Billy C - the original party animal - he still asks me to smell his fingers.
Kamala - mmm - sweet mocha latte - she spreads like butter on a warm knife. She’s going to look great with her legs propped up on the Presidents desk in the Oval Office. Spread some peanut butter on her snatch and watch my daddy lick her for hours.
Enjoy the convention bitches! Daddy is creating a new cabinet position for me - Secretary of Hospitality - and I’m already the de facto Ambassador to Ukraine.
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If Hunter Biden is a true bad ass - he will make sure there is a wardrobe malfunction - and Billie’s big tiddies will fall out in full view!
You can’t trust a Viktor’s Secret bra made in the Ukraine...
Just so you know.
I will give an informed recap of the evening for those still awake.
Kerry Washington is a gorgeous dark skinned woman. She delivered the most arousing political images of the evening.
I’m sad that Billie Eilish didn’t unleash her impressive mammaries. She seems to think we are interested in her as an artist? Lol! When you whisper your lyrics, nobody can hear them...
Hillary looked awful! She’s starting to resemble an aging bull dyke. I’m not giving too much away - but she could masquerade as a female prison guard. (Gislane should take that as a hint).
Barry Obama - his face has that sour look - as if he’s taking a bbc in the ass nightly. Nice speech homeboy!!
Pelosi looks like a female version of Weekend at Bernies. She must have been reanimated by a hot non-gentile Schumer beef injection. She looks as though her dentures are going to slip out during her speech.
Kamala - my sweet tasty mocha dream. She closed out the night perfectly. She’s got hot kids or nieces - or step kids. Beautiful full lips - made for sucking all sorts of career advancing cock!
Enjoy tonight’s headliner! It’s gonna be lit! I’m gonna be lighting up my crack pipe soon - before I throw a few hookers down the stairs - it’s foreplay baby!!!
Don’t get the facsination with Billie E. She is kind of nasty looking. Looks like the typical dykey skittles hair fembot left wing nut job protester. I wouldn’t fuck her with VHs 1” cock. She needs a makeover lesson from Kayleigh McEnany.
I don’t know where Trump will be located for his speech, but it won’t be his basement being frightened by balloons, like Joe. Personally, I’m hoping Trump gives the speech at Gettysburg, as rumored. This, after all, is our second Civil War.
When balloons pop - he has crapped his pants a few times. It happens to many folks of his age who are a bit senile.