That’s right bitches! Joe Biden - the sensation from Scranton is ready to be your next president!
He’s not sure whether he’s making a #1 or a #2 - or whether he’s in the men’s room - ladies room - or that room where Juice’s fucking freaks go - but he’s the Democratic Nominee for President!
Lots of star power -
Eva Longoria - such a hot tamale - and a sad loss for Tony Parker. I’ve heard her farts smell like guacamole.
Michelle Obama - that dude is hung - and there’s a reason why he always wants you to look high and not low - so you don’t see the bulge in his sundress.
Tracy Ellis Ross - what a mess - her cunt is better forested than most of Costa Rica.
AOC - a true ultra liberal - but one who waxed her entire body - and that snatch is smooth.
Billy C - the original party animal - he still asks me to smell his fingers.
Kamala - mmm - sweet mocha latte - she spreads like butter on a warm knife. She’s going to look great with her legs propped up on the Presidents desk in the Oval Office. Spread some peanut butter on her snatch and watch my daddy lick her for hours.
Enjoy the convention bitches! Daddy is creating a new cabinet position for me - Secretary of Hospitality - and I’m already the de facto Ambassador to Ukraine.
In case there are still any white folks voting for Biden - they are going to have Billie Eilish perform at the virtual convention tonight.
If Hunter Biden is a true bad ass - he will make sure there is a wardrobe malfunction - and Billie’s big tiddies will fall out in full view!
You can’t trust a Viktor’s Secret bra made in the Ukraine...