CommanderinThief

In less than 72 hours me and my administration have had these great successes. I thank you midwits who voted for me and ignored the blatant cheating that occurred, thanks Jack!

—Killed 70,000+ jobs
—Eliminated women's sports
—Invaded…

Hello future serfs, those of you useful idiots who voted for me, or defended the stolen election on behalf our glorious Democrat Party, I would like to thank you. Your hatred stoked by the media…