CommanderinThief

In less than 72 hours me and my administration have had these great successes. I thank you midwits who voted for me and ignored the blatant cheating that occurred, thanks Jack! —Killed 70,000+ jobs —Eliminated women's sports —Invaded Syria —Left the National Guard to…

Hello future serfs, those of you useful idiots who voted for me, or defended the stolen election on behalf our glorious Democrat Party, I would like to thank you. Your hatred stoked by the media propaganda allowed us to clearly…