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elmer

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24 posts by elmer

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Founder; When the chronic trolls finally tire can tuscl ever reclaim a shadow o

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elmer11 mos ago 4 54

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Unusual, Strange and Funny club names

Yes I know Google will generate a list of club but where's the fun in that. What actual sc's clubs names pushed the envelope or make you chuckle . Two that I've never been but were reviewed crack me up Hot Seat,…

elmer1 yr ago 7 26

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Thumbs up/down WTF & WHY

I don't use or understand this silly feature but now I just accidentally thumbs up of all fucking peple Baristafan . What's the point of it when up vote appear on 75% all posts and nearly all troll posts or other non-productive…

elmer1 yr ago 6 14

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Why are they called strippers and strip clubs?

Twirling around a pole and removing their top doesn't qualify as a stripper to me Last time I actually seen a stripper was at a lingerie show in the '70s where they actually removed more than one piece of clothing.

elmer1 yr ago 2 3

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Close calls or being somewhere you should have been

Haven't seen this topic before but I'm sure if youre a dedicated SCer you've had some pretty close calls. If single with no attachments you have nothing to worry about but others have wives, GF or still living with your…

elmer1 yr ago 2 17

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Picture have returned

Thanks Founder You da man

elmer2 yrs ago 1 19

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The comic strip Careless_kevin

If tuscl had a Sunday edition Careless kevin wouldn be in a comic section along with peanuts, Garfield and Delbert. So who do you think is our ghost writer? JUSY a few highlights from Careless kevin WATERPROOF MY PANTS: I should waterproof…

elmer2 yrs ago 2 13

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Debauchery after open heart

After a heart catheterization procedure I'm told that I need a 5 bypass surgery. I'm like WTF I ñever had a heart attack or chest pains or any heart related symptoms up until about 2 months prior when I started…

elmer3 yrs ago 3 10

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Ass for a tank of gas

Seems like a great value to me I'd even throw in a cherry slurpee https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0yja3wLwobERQtF2FXsnsgJ7ZQcti1hgAH5DLxvourBxxP2wH76nWJLFwHknhTWtrl&id=101487798064162&m_entstream_source=timeline&__tn__=%2As%2As-R

elmer4 yrs ago 3 7

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GPS is killing me

If you haven't experience this you will eventually I've had regular OTC's with two amazing girls both are in a domestic relationship Both otc ended abruptly one 6 months ago the other right after Christmas when she was given a new phone.…

elmer4 yrs ago 1 35

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Paradise by the Dashboard Lights have gone dim

Meatloaf dead at 74 Man I really loved his music played Bat out of hell and Bat out of hell II just last week From CNN Michael Lee Aday (born Marvin Lee Aday; September 27, 1947 – January 20, 2022), better known as…

elmer4 yrs ago 2 17

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Founder for the love of God where are you

I just renewed my paid subscription for another year. I enjoy this board and appreciate your continuing efforts for improvements. I know you let the kids play but it's time to assert ownership and do a little housekeeping. May I…

elmer4 yrs ago 2 46

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ICEE mentally incapable of comprehension or genius

If it's the attention he wants he's brilliant Now I don't believe in conspiracy theories but is there another power at work here? Could it be that Founder is the real genius and employed this person to energize the forum? Sitting…

elmer5 yrs ago 2 1

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Thank you nicespice

A week or two ago topic on perfume nicesprice mentioned hand sanitizer. So Thursday got dances from a girl new to me that had scented body lotion or oil on. I didn't really notice it much in the club but…

elmer5 yrs ago 3 5

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Fire destroys strip club New year's day

South Bend home of Notre Dame and a recent presidential candidate lost Peaches a crappy strip club to fire this morning. The Torch (ironic huh) is literally feet away unknown if it was damaged. If it indeed survived it would…

elmer5 yrs ago 6 5

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Will desertscrub be heading to CL?

because we all know how he likes the bigger chicks A little levity to end the week😊 From a review post today. I was going to post a link but discovered I don't know how. So here's a snippet "We were kinda just…

elmer5 yrs ago 3 6

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What's a MILF?

At what age do you consider a woman to be a MILF? Yes I know what it stands for but I hardly consider a 20/yo a MILF. To me she's gotta be at least 35

elmer6 yrs ago 2 29

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Dtimulus money showed up today

AND so did my property tax bill. No clubs open, scared to see a escort with C-19 may as well pay that bill and go back to bed

elmer6 yrs ago 1 30

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Can't imagine why this ass wipe thought this was a good idea.

Then do TV interviews. You can't fix Stupid https://hollywoodlife.com/feature/who-is-matt-colvin-hand-sanitizer-hoarder-3967283/ Almost as stupid as this clip from Die Hard with a Vengeance https://youtu.be/zguG2Ja4aQ4

elmer6 yrs ago 1 5

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Reverendhornybastard

Where'd that bastard go I miss his wit and adventures

elmer6 yrs ago 3 2

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Help adding a link to a discussion

How the flock do I add pic to a post? While I'm at it how do I add a emoji and where the are they

elmer6 yrs ago 4 6

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Caption this picture

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=3147 Best caption gets to lick the giblets

elmer6 yrs ago 3 4

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Etiquette question

Watching your CF through her bedroom window. Tip or not? https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=2501

elmer6 yrs ago 2 3

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Stumbled on this purely by accident

I don't normally pay much attention to poll work but damn Fast forward to 2:25 https://youtu.be/KcHAXXozU64

elmer7 yrs ago 2 8
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