Will desertscrub be heading to CL?

elmer
because we all know how he likes the bigger chicks

A little levity to end the weekšŸ˜Š
From a review post today. I was going to post a link but discovered I don't know how. So here's a snippet

"We were kinda just feeling each other out. She was 5'9" tall, prolly 160 lbs, bottle blonde, fucking 38 triple D's with piercings, great curvy stomach and thighs and was a PAWG- Phat Ass White Girl...

.... And the last detail, she was walking around with a dildo in her ass. Yeah. A dildo. Obviously likes anal. She said she had not gotten any dances since like 6pm. WTF?"

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wallanon
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4 years ago
lol. The end of the story is she didn't shit right for a week...
BuckMcNutter
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4 years ago
@wallanon
Great line from ā€œBad Santaā€ !
magicrat
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4 years ago
Bad Santa is my go to Christmas movie. Mrs. Santa's Sister was hot back in the day!
latinalover69
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4 years ago
That was from my review. Go to Bare Elegance to read the entire thing.
wallanon
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4 years ago
Actually I think I'm good right now lol
Cashman1234
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4 years ago
Why not ask her if she wanted her stool pushed in?

It seems like an easy opening - to use an already prepared asshole.

Granted - you should ask when she had her last big meal - and her last solid movement - just to be safe...
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