Ass for a tank of gas

If you read all the way to the end, it's obviously fictional. (Still funny, though.)

It had me at first

About time they reopened the full service pumps anyway.

About time they brought back full service pumps anyway.

fuck i'm stoned

I think it's funny they refer to the old man as " the victim" .

I've spent time in Kokomo. I honestly thought this was real until the last line.

Pretty funny.

SJG