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Ass for a tank of gas

elmer
elmerVIP24

4 yrs ago · 1 min read

Seems like a great value to me I'd even throw in a cherry slurpee

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From978

If you read all the way to the end, it's obviously fictional. (Still funny, though.)

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elmer

It had me at first

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psycho_trick

About time they reopened the full service pumps anyway.

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psycho_trick

About time they brought back full service pumps anyway.

fuck i'm stoned

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Warrior15

I think it's funny they refer to the old man as " the victim" .

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Ulrik79

I've spent time in Kokomo. I honestly thought this was real until the last line.

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san_jose_guy

Pretty funny.

SJG

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