Comments by ancientlurker

Bad dances. This includes air dances, zero effort, and unwillingness to take reasonable direction. Kinda related to zero effort is when their dance makes you think "she has never had sex in her life, doesn't have a clue how to arouse someone". Dishonesty. Miscounting, starting mid-song, and not delivering on promises if any were made. Inability to consent, aka stoned/drunk-off-her-ass-ness. This is just for the one night though, unless it happens again. Bigotry. This one was complaining about the "ay-rabs". Greed, sometimes. Demanding payment after every song. Demanding tips during the dance.

Guess.

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I have in the past used Bitcoin to purchase a few goods and services, but not recently. To this day I frequently use a crypto called Dash to pay for meals and hotels. There was an app which made this ultra convenient, but the banks put pressure on the company to force them to withdraw it, so nowadays it has to be done by purchasing a virtual gift card - because of course most merchants still don't accept crypto and hold it. Dash's technology is excellent for commerce (instant confirmations with ChainLocks) and the fees are negligible. Couldn't you do the same with a credit card, even more conveniently? Of course. The point for some of us is to cut out the banks, the Fed, and the government. I'd rather see merchant adoption go up than coin price.

"Casino".

It's just getting chilly, you want someone warm in your lap.

I've done it 3 times for 1 month each, with girls I knew from the clubs. Two of them showed more there than I ever saw in the (non-extras) clubs.

This was a thing 30 years ago.

Also, there is what appeared to be an outhouse behind the parking lot. I did not investigate.

Tip to reward good service. Or you can go with "tip to induce good service", sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

Not a full-blown disaster, but I've often clubbed during a blizzard. Few customers, grateful girls.

Now here is a place where I would thumbs-up Muddy's comment.

Not even any attempt at disguising it. As theft, it's shoddy work.

> A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying - The Bloodhound Gang A stripper picked that to play for her stage set, must be 10 or so years ago. I had never heard it before. She thought it was hilarious.

I've seen a couple of clubs where a customer's birthday is a chance to humiliate him on stage, and I'm not into that, so I don't make it known. On a special dancer's birthday I've been known to do a double, where we both work on her. Of course I'm always ready to help administer a dancer's birthday spanking.

Wow, I've never seen an ATM in America dispense Benjamins. Nice.

There's a "new" place around here about once every 15 years.

You're a dinosaur, Callahan. But so am I.

Once during a long lap dance the dancer removed them and put them on my face. I managed to either not notice or forget about them. I was back out in the common area with those things on my face for quite a while before I finally noticed. They were basically black tape, so maybe I looked like an athlete with eye black (yeah sure). She's such a brat!

Why? Money of course. And fun, for some. They'll drive beverage carts and sell you beer and shots (tips), and do a little wiggle and jiggle (tips) as if the course was one big stage. Some will do kind of a souvenir photo session (big tips). Some might network, i.e. make arrangements either for later at a club after-party or for some other time. I've not yet seen a lap dance or full-scale stage dance on the course. Typical night club dance grinding. I have no idea whether or not dancers are also paid by the club.

That's "Salma Fucking Hayek".

> SC's are open 10AM - 2AM most days Typo? Ain't nothing around here open at 10AM. I wish.

I thought this was a Billy Joel story. Anyway, my story, such as it is: Booked a Lyft to take me to the strip club, female driver expressed interest, I talked her into coming inside, we both spent a few hours there doing our own thing, she drove me home. Guess I'll have to embellish if I send it to the Forum.

I would immediately stop going to a club that allowed cigars outside of a contained area. Can't stand them. At least the vapers keep the poison to themselves.

> a very sweet, friendly redhead with missing front teeth Ah, Ginger! That brings back some memories :-) Great stage-side dance, great private dance.