Birthday at the club? Happy Saturday

There's a good chance I could be FKK'ing on my birthday!

I generally haven't but I did last year. Went to my local where I had pre-arranged for a 30 minute double with two ladies I've gotten to know a bit over the years. They took turns sucking off DC Jr and stuffing their asses in my face. Turns out I rather enjoy getting blown while my nose is 4 inches deep in fat ass. Ah memories!

Birthdays are appropriately a day of mourning. That we weren't born on a better planet.

What do you mean by come?

I went to a strip club for the first time on my birthday to get a lap dance. ( I have been back a few times since) Definitely will be a regular birthday thing.

I use a dancer's birthday as an opportunity to get blasted playing a drinking game where I take a drink every time a dancer or DJ mentions it's a dancer's birthday. I usually get so drunk that even the Uber driver's car sways when I'm in the back seat.

On my 70th birthday I went to Follies and took 2 girls (best friends) to VIP. House comped the room charge and the girl each got $100.

On my 80th birthday I went to Vivide. The manager brought in a red velvet birthday cake and balloons. Got free lap dances and free VIP room and took a favorite to VIP.

On my 90th birthday????

I've gone to clubs where I knew some girls and they did a little party for me. Balloons and everything. In the past I've gotten free admission and drinks. Free VIP twice. But I knew the manager.

Let's hope you're still going strong at 90. You've had a good run up to this point, it seems. We all hope we can hold up as well as you have, and don't blow all our funds between now and when we reach your age.

Shadowcat is an inspiration 👏👏👏

I've seen a couple of clubs where a customer's birthday is a chance to humiliate him on stage, and I'm not into that, so I don't make it known. On a special dancer's birthday I've been known to do a double, where we both work on her. Of course I'm always ready to help administer a dancer's birthday spanking.

I like getting my candle blown on my birthday.

@shadowcat, I had no idea you were that old. I saw references to your age, but didn't think over 80. I wouldn't go a club anymore if my equipment was no longer operational.

I'm sure there's a lot of advice you could give a young PL like me. Stay safe and don't let these girls hustle you.

ggofv - I too wouldn't go a club anymore if my equipment was no longer operational.

I've never been on my birthday. I'm not a big birthday celebrator myself, but I usually end up doing something with family that day. I have had a couple of OTC girls come over for my birthday and bake me a cake, then ask for my assistance with removing frosting they "accidentally" got on themselves in some very suspicious places. But never on my actual birthday I don't think.

I've gone with a group of friends for others birthdays quite a few times though. None of us are the type who like lots of attention, so we usually pass on the offers from the club to do things like bring the birthday boy on stage or any of that shit. We usually end up all buying the birthday boy a couple dances each. Sometimes they'll all be with one particular stripper he's enamored with, other times we end up buying dances for him from girls we like.

And I've stopped in for dancer birthday parties a few times. For a few faves I brought in gifts, for one girl in particular she had a thing for cupcakes so I brought in a bunch from a nearby bakery she liked. As I said earlier, I'm not much for drawing attention to myself, so I usually skip any sort of fuss they make over the girl and just sit back. Sometimes I'll do a longer room than usual or just give her a tip without doing the room.