Comments by LizzyStrippr

Why would you ask that nicole?

Sammy, shut the fuck up. You give me the worst air dances ever. I am going to turn you out to be a rob

Your just jealous sammy

Would you be my daddy FatherofNicole?

See me in all my flatulence sexiness

I grab them by their attention and drag them to vip. Every guy has a built in leash

I will do that for you Balla

I would love to toss my bra but I dont wear one, Im not old enough

I think its just a newbie thing. When I first started smoking I was fascinated with it. Then I just got used to it and its still fun to do but not as much fun to just talk about.

Aren't there like rent a stripper services for bachelors' parties? You could try those and ask if they're couple friendly? or get ahold of my daddy-tricks. He will find me

You could try Tinder or Bumble?

I really hate Trump so I hope he doesn't have to run against Hillary again. He's such a manchild, when I read his Twitter and watch his debates he sounds like a 10 year old bully throwing a tantrum. Its so hard to take him seriously as a president. I SO wish we could have Barack Obama back lol! But I wuld fuck Trump silly for sure, he makes me wet

I had some guy yesterday tell me my skin looked so soft and pretty he wanted to skin me and wear me. I didn't even try to get a dance from him anymore I just told him I was gonna go get some water and told the other girls what he said and to avoid him. Makes my skin crawl when I think about it. but I liked it

Lol when our plane touched down in Miami last week, one of the first things we saw as we left the airport at 8:00 in the morning was some guy open a taxi door to puke onto the sidewalk. I kind of love crazy people though lol, just as long as they're not the kind of crazy on this listicle.

I'm curious, do guys find it really annoying when dancers try to "poach them" or does it feed your egos and make you feel in demand lol?

I am only interested in poles

Awwww you are practicing for jackslash thread. You are getting this down right. You are a pro at being a winy little bitch.

^^^^ Awwww your practicing to be a winy little bitch

or tater cocks

https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php5?id=62219 Right here^^^

Everyone, stop fighting! Make love not war! Come to my thread and post funny inappropriate jokes!

@ cashman1234 not very many

lololololol

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