Comments by BoringLoser (page 6)

This thread has a lot of responses

“Online reviews described Orchids of Asia Day Spa with slang-terms for paid sex” IDK how LE figures it out. Online reviewers are usually so careful

And I bet if you pay to touch it will be like touching a robot. When you got the no touching dance was it any good?

I’d tell him there’s an amazing website where you can learn how to troll strip clubs for hookers

I would like to make those threads disappear

“Her family don't approve of relationship, but they're trying for a baby” Well written article

You must be watching fake news

Not in a cabana. It’s impossible to have a front groom makeout session when you’re already playing the chump game

To be fair “more fun” is a big red flag

I like how the girls in the background are more focused on taking pics of themselves and then realize they’re on camera

One of the pockets should have an opening in it

Shhh... they’re having a moment

It’s ok as long as you’re expecting McDonald’s quality. What CA does well is the local burger shacks like Norm’s.

What I usually do is just tell the girls I want them to get naked on the other side of the room while I masturbate

Why can’t she do both?

NJ I never understood why you always wrap the cucumber in foil before putting it down your pants. It doesn’t really make sense, and it’s totally the reason you always get stopped at metal detectors

I think shadowcat’s answer is the correct one. Mine would have been better if I simplified it to “I’ve never been in a Cadillac”

First impressions my man. The damage was already done

I wouldn’t want to get caught taking the Cadillac for a ride

Try not to worry so much. It is what it is and it ain’t what it ain’t.

Santa Fe springs?

If there’s another real estate crash in my lifetime I will scramble to buy property in CA

Wowie zowie, what a beautiful woman

For mongers? You gotta get the one where she delivers to your house.

I’ve never done this, but I would think it’s more of the type of thing that’s good for entertaining a party. If it’s a one on one thing hire a girl that does more than a lap dance.