My Ballsack in Hackensack

South Hackensack, NJ. Tuesday night around midnight. Warehouse district, found parking on the street. Get patted down, show id to dude in bulletproof vest. So maybe it gets crazy like that or the bouncers are just playing it safe. Cover was $20. Walk in club is like a long rectangle going back. Bar on left. Two stages, right and left. Bathrooms on immediate right. Lap dance area in the back. Lap Dances are $20. Hip Hop vibe sort of club, music wise, customer wise. 25 customers or so.

Dancers. Latina or Black here. Talent was actually good. For the clubs I've seen in the area in the North Jersey, this had some of the best black girls I've seen. Some fat asses in here. I saw a few girls I wanted to get dances with. Some just ok but there was enough there to have fun. Probably around 20 dancers. I ended up getting dances from some Latina, Rose. It was her first night here. She had a great natural body so I took her to the back. The lap dance area here is just straight up amateur. It's a joke it like a small corner of stained couches it's private from the rest of the club but other people getting dances your going to be with. There was another a customer getting dances across from me and that was all the room you could fit. There is a bouncer that is back there but he hangs out around the corner in front, he's not viewing. Mileage was good, but it was this girl's first night, she seemed kind of newer but titty sucking, two way all that fun stuff was in play.

I didn't like paying $20 cover on a tuesday night but this isn't a tip parade club at least. I would probably come back and check out there was enough good looking dancers here, all on the younger side it seemed. Bartenders look good here too. Club is a little beat up and I thought it was too bright. But for the area, one of the better spots I thought.