I lust over a $7 mandatory poland spring water

South Amboy, NJ. Just after midnight. Right by XXXV club and Black Betty's. The latter I had just came from. Plenty of parking. Small building. Walk in $20 cover. Nude club. BYOB. I didn't bring anything. The guy comes up to me and asks what I want to drink for a drink minimum I said just give me a water. $7. I could probably get two cases for that much. What a fucking joke. $27 before anything and this club had 3 dancers on this slow ass night. Already I'm pissed. Maybe like 10 customers. All sitting around the right end of the stage. The left end bar side of the stage was empty.

Layout is a zig zag stage. They even got one of those hanging rings. Dance area in the back, restrooms to the right of that. Places feels very new inside definitely got an upscale vibe I was not expecting. Prices are negotiable from what I understand but I was quoted at $30 for a lapdance. And $220 for 20 minutes VIP. Apparently you can have some fun in VIP, no cameras.

Only 3 girls tonight, all white. Two blondes, one brunette. Which by the way was the same for Black Betty's which for me is a record, two clubs of only white strippers. None of the three girls were ugly. Good looking again just way to thin. 100 lb girl. What am I supposed to do with that? One blonde I feel like some people would grade her like a 9 or 10 but she just anorexic to me, pretty girl though no doubt. I was talking with some tattooed chick Riley. She was cool. At the end of the day though nothing here that made me want to partake in $30 dances. If it's anything the nude stage dances are pretty good, your right there while the strippers are showing you there pussy. The stage is lit up in a way and the seating is close where you can really see every detail. Too costly to come into the club though on such a slow night.