Reviews

Quebec, QC. Saturday night. Every time I'm in Canada, be it Vancouver, Toronto or Montreal, there's always some big ass festival going on (which likely influences the way I think about Canada) and this week…

Camelot. Night of Frigg. I rode hard and fast through the night. I approach a black night guarding this abode. Hey muttered bottle service? "NEY" I responded. DRAW! EN GUARDE!, WHAT SAY YOU! A DUEL…

Washington, D.C. Friday night. I was finished my walking tour of the downtown clubs and got back in my car for one more up here in the Northwest part of DC by Georgetown. This is…

Washington D.C. Third stop on a DC strip club journey. Walked my ass here from Archibalds. Two guys at the front, one big black guy greets me, seemed like a friendly dude and checks ID…

Washington, D.C. Just came from Cloakroom and walk a few blocks over, not a bad hike. Friday night. Walk up, black guy with an accent. Cover is $20 but military is $10. Walk in and…

Washington, D.C. Friday night. On a DC strip club journey, first stop. You know what for better or worse, whatever happens I really dig places where you can strip club hop on foot. It turns…

TL;DR: SKIP IT

Virginia Beach, VA. This club is right by Fort Little Creek/Story aka where the east coast SEALs are. This spot certainly ain't the Navy Seals of strip clubs. The parking lot had a…

Norfolk, VA. Saturday night. 3rd Headlight club. This was was probably had more of a hip hoppy make it rain type vibe then the other two headlights and probably for the entire metro overall. Customers…

Virginia Beach, VA. Closest club to the beach. Saturday night after midnight. Parking lot was pretty pack but I found a spot looping around the back. Area seems fine. Walk in, they had a team…

Chesapeake, VA. Chesapeake is where David Wright grew up and that dude is the man. Saturday night. Pretty full parking lot. Walk in, black guy and white guy in vests. ID check, clear the mag…

Portsmouth, VA. Saturday night just came from a Norfolk Tides game. 3 Headlights club around here and even 1 up in Newport News. Parking lot fair amount of cars, walk in to metal detector setup.…

Portsmouth, VA. I'm calling all these stops Virginia Beach stops because this area needs ONE name. Portsmouth, Norfolk, Hampton, Newport News, Chesapeake, Virginia Beach, Figure it the fuck out already. It's all Virginia beach to…