Loop, Swoop and Pull a Fast One Over My Motherfucking Ass

Came up here on a Thursday night just before midnight. It's right near the new Mario Cuomo Bridge used to be called the Tappan Zee but I'm sure many will still call it that. Aside from City Lights in Yonkers, which might as well be the Bronx this looks like the only strip club up between Orange, Rockland, Westchester and Putnam counties. The club nearby here, Stiletto closed down. So this is pretty much it for the area. West Nyack seems fine, not a bad neighborhood. Plenty of parking.

Layout is one big like I shaped bar with stages behind it. Only half of the I was open. Rooms with doors looked like 3 on the back wall. There's like an upstairs on the left I didn't catch what that was but likely another dance area. And there was a dance area on a bench near the bar. Dances were $30, 15 min VIP was like I wanna say $140 if recall correctly and then there was a 30 min option but I can't remember the number exactly. You have to buy food with your drink, maybe that's more COVID nonsense look get over it already. So I just got something cheap, fries with my Corona all ran me $16.

Alright here's the bullshit though. After I sit down and get all this fucking shit they start calling last call. It's just midnight WTF. On Thursday no less, this is supposed be a primetime kind of night. It's not like there weren't any customers maybe like 8 or 9 certainly enough to keep it open and more customers than the 6 or 7 dancers. I didn't get it, the website said they close at 2am, so I'm thinking I got some time. I got clarification as I was walking out that they close based on how busy they were. It would've been nice to let me know as I was coming in. They still had a couple girls dance a couple songs but then they ended the stage dancing. They weren't kicking anybody out but it was clear this night wrapping up here despite people still getting dances and VIP's! So dumb.