Fantasies of $20 Lap Dances Come True
Saturday night. Keyport, NJ. Not a bad at area at all, suburban area. Came in around midnight. Plenty of parking. Cover just because it was a UFC pay per view was $10. I'm guessing that it's usually nothing if not. Big L shaped bar with 3 poles in center. Also a glass box thing that the strippers will dance in. I don't think I've seen that before. Pink lighting strewn about. Tip parade. Tough to get a seat but I found one. Right by where the staff enters and exits the bar, they lift up the latch. So I swore an oath on this night that I would be a guardian of the bar, and I would defend it with my life.
Lap Dances are $20, no VIP. Apparently they moved where they do LD's but now it's in a communal bench dance area room that's has beaded curtains. So everyone outside can't really see you but inside they can so you can't do too much crazy stuff. $20 for two way contact is not a bad deal so I was in. I got dances from this Columbian chick who's name I know can't remember but she was natural with nice curves I was all in. Good two way contact, could use my toungue on her breasts. It was good.
Dancer line up, about 11 dancers or so, probably 3 times as many customers in there. Mostly white dancers too which is sort of area in the tri state area. But yeah. A couple black dancers and the one latina I got dances from but other than that all white. Either American or Russian. It wasn't bad overall not too many girls I found I was interested in except that one Columbian girl but I would think most of you guys out there would like this line up more than me.
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