Tattletales From the Crypt

Levittown, PA. I grew up in the New York version. Saturday night, around 10pm. Plenty of parking in the park. Commercial strip in a suburban area on New Falls road. Walk in cover $10. Layout. One big bar, stage in between with two poles. LD/VIP area in the back. Lapdance open couch area. LD are $25, VIP is $150 for 15 minutes. Overall the club is nicer not a dive. Dancers come of stage after one song and go outside the bar. Tip parade gets kinda brutal. Big crowd on a saturday night, tough to get a seat. Customers mostly latino or white. Some indian guys too. I know a few clubs closed in the area in the last couple years so maybe this where some of those lost customers might be ending up here and Risque Bristol.

Dancers. You know I read some of these prior reviews and I was expecting a real shit show and almost wrote the club off. Look for the most part, yes it's true a lot of the lineup was pretty rough. Like 4's and 5's. BUT there were a couple hotties in there for sure. I don't know if that was just a weekend thing, but two girls that stood out for me were one latina with red dyed hair, nice natural ass, pretty girl Rosalie. And another girl I got her name but it's escaping me right now but white or latina girl, busty, black shoulder length hair. I thought she looked good and I wanted to take her for a dance and offered. She said sure but really flirted and chit chatted with everyone around the bar. I'm thinking this is gonna take a fucking hour. I already been there for a little bit and didn't want to wait, I wanted to hit other clubs. One other girl too, not really my type, latina also red dyed hair really thin but a pretty girl. Those were three that I would say look out for. Total lineup maybe like 20 dancers. Whites, Latinas mostly. And I think I remember one black girl. A lot of older girls, with some younger in there.

One thing I kept seeing was they all had this move where they ask you to tip the top during the tip parade, spin around and ask you to tip the bottom. They must all teach other that because they all kept doing the same thing. Overall not a good lineup here, but it really only takes one girl and I found a couple girls here I wanted to take back for dances. There was certainly enough going on not to completely write off the place. Doesn't seem like a high mileage joint though. I left and headed out to Just Enuff.