Reviews by Muddy

North Beach San Francisco. I wanted to check this place out because of the history as the first topless bar in the world so they claim (I highly doubt that) when Carol Doda took off…

Came here on a Monday night. Right around midnight. Plenty of parking. This place is kind of tucked away. Industrial kind of neighborhood. You would never find it if you didn’t google it or see…

Now throw your hands up! Alright that’s enough of that bullshit. I came in on a Monday evening around 9. Santa Ana seems like a nice area. Cover was $22, pat down, ID, then the…

Monday night Anaheim. Nice area. Everywhere around Anaheim looks new it really does. Plenty of parking. You can drink at the bar or go to the strip club. I went to the strip club side.…

Came in on a Friday night around midnight. Not far from the buccaneers stadium and right across from the Yankees Spring training complex. There’s parking it was obvious at first but just go in there.…

Friday night around 1. Packed to the gills. It’s so small. Nowhere to sit. Cover was $20. Wanded down. Parking lot sucks. Dale Mabry right across from 2001 and next to Mons Venus. Bar on…

Friday night 1030. Parked in the Olive Garden parking lot across the street fuck valet. I figured it would give me an advantage on an otc date if I was already parked there. Walked in.…

Today I was in my white suit, pastel blue undershirt, loafers no socks, sunglasses 🕶 at night. Driving around Miami Beach listening to I Ran by the Flock of Seagulls. Yeah I was on my…

Whatever I said about Scarletts, being the Jersey shore and what not. I take it back or atleast if that is the Jersey shore this is the Ghetto Fuckhead hang out. Elbow to elbow. No…

Loud Music. Really loud man you can’t be talking to these girls. Plenty of douchebags in there. Valet and sled park. I guess you can park in unauthorized areas at night every body else did.…

Came in on a Tuesday night at like 11. Fucking hell I find out they close at 12 due to Covid . Motherfucker. Anyway. $5 to park. No cover. Walk in most of the club…

Pretty dead on a Monday night. Drive in on RT 19 not far from OZ where I just came from. Right next to a Rodeway Inn. I almost missed it. Plenty of parking. Cover was…

Monday night around midnight. Plenty of parking. Lit up rainbow colors. Nice night in Clearwater. Cover was $9. Walk in. LD rooms in right corner. $40 a song. $120 for 15 min. Bathrooms in far…

Came in on a Monday night. After reading Pistolas review on it, I had to check it out. Looks like a warehouse with plenty of parking in the east side of town. Adult store behind…

Is some actress. This is some strip club in Tampa. Serenity Sin was working tonight she seemed cool. Monday night around 11. East side of Tampa. Plenty of parking. Place seemed nice enough. $10 cover…

Came here on a Friday night. Originally came in at 9 left disappointed with how slow and lame it was but I figured I’d come back because I got the stamp. I was much much…

Alright I’m just gonna knock the obvious out of the way. There is some serious heat here. This is one of the best dancer groups I have ever seen in the entire U.S.A. Total smoke…

Holy shit. Came on a Friday night at 730ish. No cover until 8. It’s on a commercial street seems really safe area. Only a few spots in the parking lot but I got one of…

Probably not. Came in on a Thursday night. Suburban area. Big parking lot. $2 to park. Walk in get temp taken. Cover $10. There’s one bar island ahead. Another bar to the back right. Bathrooms…

Came here on a Thursday afternoon in Miami Gardens. I definitely drive through the Ghetto coming from Miami to come here but the area it’s in doesn’t seem crazy. Big ass parking lot. Big ass…

Heard a ton about this club. Pompano Beach north of Miami. Big parking lot. Purple LED palm trees 🌴 all around. $2 for parking. No cover. Walk in get seated by the guy. Very intimate…

Came here on a Wednesday night. In south Miami right by University of Miami. It’s a nice shopping center. You’ll see it front eh highway but the entrance is on the other side. Alright I…

Went in on a Wednesday night. I had just got done eating a Cuban sandwich at Mary’s coin and Laundry for the whole Miami experience. Then I was jamming to Gloria Estefan. The club wasn’t…

Not the best welcoming party for a straight man. I have to admit. I was like did I come on the wrong night? Like a theme thing. Whatever. Out on the island. Saturday night around…

I was driving in downtown buffalo with my windows down. I thought Cheektowaga sounded stupid so I was repeating all loud and like an asshole. I didn’t notice a Native American man staring at me…