I Desire this strip club to stay open past 1am
Providence, RI. First time here actually, been wanting to come here for the longest. Wednesday night just after midnight got here. Providence just doesn't seem like a fucked up, ghetto city at all. Most of the areas around the strip clubs seem fine. I'm sure there's some rough areas around but what I'm trying to say is I'm not in Philadelphia. Anyway plenty of parking, club right under the 195 highway. I walk in. It's like a long narrow hallway with the door guy way at the end. In situations like this I can't help but think about dropping a boombox, putting on YMCA by the Village People, then strutting my stuff to the beat, doing a little twist, shaking my ass and continuing to YMCA all the way to the pat down. I didn't do on this night but trust and believe it crossed my mind numerous times. Perhaps next time.
Anyway, I get to the door guy. Big portly, white guy. Pull out everything from pockets, pat down. Cover is $10 but free for military the dude looked out for me, seemed like a cool dude. Walk into the club. Two bars mirror each other on the right. Lap dances booths behind that, $25 for topless and $35 for nude. VIP is upstairs $140 for 15 minutes. Two stages one on the left wall, one on the back wall. Bathroom on immediate left down a hallway. Nice spot, definitely a more upscale feel here. Pretty good crowd maybe 40 customers.
Dancers. About 25 dancers or so. Real good depth on this lineup. High floor talent wise. If we're playing hockey this team has a great 2nd, 3rd and 4th line. Although I didn't see a girl here I was just head over heels for necessarily, and of the three clubs I went to the hottest individual girls I found were one at Foxy Lady and two Cadillac but this line up at Desire overall when you go top to bottom beats the other two clubs I was at easily IMO. Mostly Latinas and white girls with a couple black and mixed girls. I've noticed in New England, many of Latinas are Dominican, they must love David Ortiz and followed his ass to New England. I don't think I saw any 9's for me but a good amount of 8's definitely. Also girls wear dresses here. I'm not sure I'm crazy about the dress thing, you know the black fishnet lingerie look wasn't going out of style in my book but it's all good, none of it is a deal breaker.
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