Paying Pussies & Puppies that Pass @ Penn's Port Pub as a Proud, Poised, Passionate, Prolific, Prominent, Poignant, Proficient, Powerful, Persistent, Promising, Prominent PL

South Philadelpha, PA. Friday Night. Around 1030. On Christopher Columbus Blvd. Parking right out front on the street. Right across the street from Show & Tell. Walk in. No cover, no door guy. Layout is bar in center U shaped and a small stage in the middle. Seating all around with booths on the left. And there's a take out beer part of the pub on the back left where the bathroom is. No lap dances here, just the girls walk around, on top of the bar, right over your drink which I haven't seen that before. When they want to talk they crouch down. It's definitely a different kind of spot here. The bar itself is really a throwback type spot. Wood paneling, the old guy at the bar looks like he's been there for 5 decades, friendly dude btw, I love all that fucking shit. Customers were all blue collar middle age white guys for the most part maybe like 10 customers.

Dancers only three tonight. Two white girls, one average body type, one thinner and one Asian or Polynesian girl average body type. They were ok, nothing really special I thought. The one thin white girl I think you could tell she was pretty at one point but she looked like she might have a drug problem, you could sort of see it in her face. Anyway there not too much you can really do with them, just have a beer and watch the show. Customers would crumple up dollars and throw them at the stage.

That's really it, not to much else to really say about it. Just an old school dive bar with some naked women marching around over your Budweiser. They close sort of early at 12. I left out for Show & Tell right across the street didn't have to even hop back in my car. I just thought this place could really use and option where you could get some one on one time but it was not on this night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXU2tnKEwwo