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Philadelphia, PA. South Philadelphia. Industrial area, not too much going on around this part. Under the Walt Whitman Bridge. VIP parking to the left, self parking in back via the right side. Walk around in front door. Very thorough pat down, which I don't mind at all if I'm unarmed in the club I prefer others are as well. Empty pockets, clear metal detector. Vax card, pay $20 at the window. No military discount here. Walk in down a hall way. It looks like the first part of the club is not in use. Walk through all that, there are bathrooms out here too. Then the back part is where everything is going on. Multiple stages, in use. Fancy chairs and tables all around. Booths in the back. Bathrooms left corner. Bar on the front wall. Customers mostly black for the most part. About 15 customers. This is definitely a black club, that goes for the dancers too. Lap dances are $30 and VIP is $150 for 15 minutes and $300 for 30 minutes. Music was so loud it was hard to have any conversation, you really have to yell.

Dancers. Very big girls that stood out. For the most part it was a little too much for me, but I could absolutely see the sex appeal it was not disgustingly fat girls, just VERY curvy types. It was legit. I just prefer one notch below this. Another Papi Chulo special spot. About 10-15 dancers around there. I personally I had thing for the waitresses, those were some gorgeous black girls, I really mean it, if they were in play I'd be more interested. But there was a lot of them, almost as many as the dancers and customers maybe like 7 or 8 running around. How does the math even work on that business model? or are some dudes just balling the fuck out on the low. There was one black dancer in practically I have never seen this before, but she looked natural and she just had the biggest ass and titties like naturally I have ever seen, and she wore it well, I would not consider her obese at all. It was freakish, in a good, sort of like Olympic level way. One guy was make it rain non stop on this girl the entire time I was there. I just slapped and felt some ass but a couple girls looking for tips at the bar, I didn't partake in dances/VIP tonight. For a friday night, I didn't seem THAT busy. It wasn't dead but there weren't the customers, dancers lineup you would expect for a such a big and nice club on a primetime night. I'm sure a weekday is probably gonna be slow here.

I have theory, I think it might be all these cheesesteaks giving all these black women in Philadelphia these big asses. I can't confirm but I would like to see America go through with some sort big research effort to get to the bottom of this. Cancer research, AIDS research, COVID etc. all that stuff, put it on hold. No, we have to get to the bottom of this right here. Between here and Sin City I'm not sure if I've seen booties this big up anywhere else I've been. In fact I just ate a couple cheesesteaks last night, I'm even starting to notice it myself it makes sitting in a chair quite comfortable, I don't need a seat cushion anymore. And I now have this strong urge to call myself Shaniqua and buy myself a weave. And now I'm walking down the street with attitude and big time sass to "Got to be real" by Cheryl Lynn.