Purple Suit

Philadelphia, PA. You know with a name like this I had to drive up in a purple suit blasting Prince. I was tempted to even break out the cane. Friday night around 11. On Passyunk in south philly. Industrial/commercial area. Parking lot filled other stuff going on Ball Busters Billards on the other side of the lot. Big lot, found a spot. Walk in. Cover $5 and a pat down. Lay out. Just a regular rectangle bar in the middle seating all around. Bathrooms on left. Dance/VIP on right. Pretty packed to the brim, hard to get a seat but I was able to find one. Communal room dances are $20, private room dances are $30. Crowd mostly blue collar type black guys and some older white guys.

Dancers. All black here. About 10-15 in there. I got to be honest I wasn't too interested in too much of the lineup except for a couple dancers. It was alright though, nothing ugly here. All younger girls for the most part. One girl came up to me, Taylor, dark skinned black chick, very busty. IMO best looking girl in the joint. She was the first girl to come up to me after I sat down. She gave me the run down of the club and I tipped for some booty slapping and squeezing and all that shit. I was tempted to do something there but I was think let me see the rest of the lineup. I hit a few clubs tonight and in hindsight this was probably the best opportunity for fun right there, I guess sometimes the MVP's bat leadoff and you just got to realize that. Then she kinda disappeared for a while. Maybe somebody else took that very opportunity. Probably one of you fucks. And one other girl, you know what I was looking at this girl, she had vitiligo (white blotches on the skin) I just think that's such an attractive condition. I like it. But besides she had a really nice body, great ass there. I would've took her to VIP but she was really popular. Dancers take their tip walk outside the bar and you can get little griding right there, sample the merchandise real good at the barstool and that's all I ended up doing as the girls made their way around.

Ultimately I didn't pull the trigger on anything here, I had other clubs I wanted to hit too after this. This obviously seems like more of an all or nothing type spot. I don't know if I want to do the community lap dances at a place like this, probably go private here. As I was leaving some black dude coming in asked me who's looking hot in there tonight. And then me, him and bouncer got into a big discussion on the importance big booty women. The bouncer said it best in regards to thick women vs thin women "Look I'm ain't paying for the rail, I'm paying for the train!" Wiser words may never have been spoken. At the end of the day though solid scouting mission. And if I want some chocolate with some tour de france type mileage ITC I'll come back here. In all honesty though would I rather go across the street at Sin City and just shoot for OTC? Probably. Now then when I inevitably get my ass rejected would I use Purple Orchid as the emergency back plan? Yeah I probably would.