The Fox and the Gown

Providence, RI. Wednesday night around 10pm. Kind of industrial residential part of town, seems alright. Parking lot with a small valet building that looks like it wasn't being utilized on this night. Plenty of parking. Walk in to the girl in the window. Cover is $10, Free for military. Walk in. Layout two bars, main one on right side as you come in. Other one way on left. Two stages, only main one being utilized on this night. Bathroom on right of main stage. Lap dance area, looks like booths in a room $25 a song. VIP is downstairs that is like $160 for 15 min $300 for 30 minutes and I believe $400 or $450 for an hour. Something like that. This club is very nice and upscale. Really sharp looking. Lot of high flying LED stuff, pink or purple (I can't remember now) light throughout on like a stone looking wall. Definitely not a dive. Crowd was mostly white guys, with a few black guys and a couple groups of indian guys in there.

Dancers. Solid lineup. Leans more on the elegant sort of thinner side so I think others would like it more than me. Me, I'm trying to take my ass to fat titty city. Girls mostly white and latina with a couple black or mixed girls. There was one chick I couldn't tell if she was a latina or mixed black girl, but she was truly gorgeous with great proportions, just a great ass, nice natural rack. I would've took that to VIP consequences be damned but one she got off stage she got scooped up. One issue with this club on this night there were much more customers than dancers. Nobody was coming up to me here, you have to sort of seek them out a little bit. They could really use a few more girls in here. Complete opposite of the next club I would go to The Cadillac Lounge. Also the girls don't wear spandex/lingerie, they were dresses/gowns here.

I first sat down right on the tip rail of the stage next to the bathroom, which I had swore a solemn oath to defend with my life, no matter the costs. I then headed to the other side of the club to explore a little. I was talking to some tall haitian/japanese girl, Bella. Not necessarily up my alley had a nice ass and titties. I asked her about dances she kinda indicated it's not an awesome time but I think she was trying to get me to go to VIP. I asked about VIP goes and she kept saying about to see how we vibe. Yeah I just don't feel like spending $300 to find out how we vibe sorry. I would check it out on another night but they really got to get some girls here because anything I was truly interested in was locked down and a bunch of customers here were still free. Felt like 3 to 1. Maybe 30 something customers 10, 11 dancers. Very classy feeling spot though. I left and headed to the Cadillac Lounge a few blocks away.