Reviews by Muddy

Akron, OH. Sunday night. Just came from Luigi's they got some good pizza I thought and it was the only thing open and the only sign of life in downtown Akron which was a complete…

Toledo, OH. Saturday night after midnight. Northern Toledo. Walk up get patted down, cover $10, free military. Walk in, stage, two dancers up at time, seating all around bar on right. Dances are $25 a…

Toledo, OH. Saturday night. Strip mall, plenty of parking. Walk in. through the mag. Guy at the front looked just like that dude Dan Crenshaw, eye patch and all. Said he did 21 in the…

Kalamazoo, MI. Near a fairly wooded area actually. Big parking lot. Walk in, cover was $10 IIRC to the girl at the booth. No pat down or ID check. Club is really a long rectangle.…

Kalamazoo, MI. Friday night. Just came from Angels. Parking lot should find a spot. They were grilling out front but it was $9 bucks for a hamburger that ain't a deal. Alright so there's like…

Dayton, OH. Roger Clemens and Mike Schmidt are from here. Just came from cheeks 2 minutes away. Cheetah I guess is a newer club. Safe commercial area in the south suburbs. Plenty of parking. Walk…

West Carrolton, OH. I was in Dayton to see the National Air Force Museum, I thought that was really cool, that is some collection of planes. Anyway Thursday night. I splurged and decided to stay…

Centerville, OH. Thursday night. End of a Dayton club run. Plenty of parking, seems like a safe suburban, strip mally type area. Walk in, big black guy security dude at the front door gives you…

West Palm Beach, FL. Tuesday night after midnight. Just came from Cheetah's not far away. Plenty of parking. Pat down. Walk in. Cover is $10 free military. Walk in, bar on left, center circle stage.…

West Palm Beach, FL. Just came from Monroes. Parking lot, found a spot. Walk up to the guy, he says the lot fee is $3. Walk in, cover if I remember right is $15. Military…

West Palm Beach, FL. On a WPB drive by tour. Drove up in, parking lot, found a spot. Pat frisk. Walk in, girl at the front, cover is $10 free military. Set up, one bar…

Palm Beach, FL. Came up here to Palm Beach area strip club tour. First stop. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Girl at the front desk, cover is $15, free military. Walk in further. Bar on…

Miami, FL. I was leaving Miami after a Marlins game and decided to on Tuesday night and decided to stop at this club to check it out. I saw it earlier in the day when…

Doral, FL. Tuesday afternoon around 5, I had time before a Marlins game. This spot is right by the airport. Big time traffic coming here on the Palmetto Expressway right in front of this club.…

Bedford, NH. Only strip club in the area. Parking lot looked pretty filled up but it was deceptive it was not as lively in the club. Walk in, girl at the window booth, cover is…

Portland, ME. The other Portland. Nice coastal town. I think this is Maine's little secret they let Portland, OR get all they hype while they don't want people coming here and blowing the spot. Wednesday…

Springfield, MA. Wednesday afternoon. Last time I was in Springfield I was up the street at Mardi Gras, a lot of shady characters running around here. I would say north of Connecticut, Springfield is hands…

Myrtle Beach, SC. Yeah it really does feel like some mid 90's laser tag kind of environment, I'm guessing that's around the time they built this club and it's just still like that. Bright green…

Wilmington, NC. Michael Jordan was born in Brooklyn and we are claiming him, but he did go to high school here in Wilmington. This is the only club in Wilmington. Tuesday night. Plenty of parking…

North Myrtle Beach, SC. Seriously how much mini golf do we really need, I only saw about 30 courses coming up here. Tuesday night. I was impressed with the talent working at Thee Dollhouse in…

Niagara Falls, ON. Wednesday night just after midnight. I heard a ton about this place beforehand so I had to check it out. On Lundy’s lane next to Seductions which was closed. Big parking lot.…

Toronto, ON. I just got a ticket so I was a little gun shy about parking but I didn't see a sign where I was across the street so fuck it let's give it another…

Cleveland, OH. Saturday night. I was just at Larry Flynts next door. I left my car in the shared lot and just walked over. As I was coming up, several cleveland police officer were outside…

Toronto, ON. Wednesday night. I just came from a Blue Jays game so I wanted to check out the strip clubs. Ok I parked on the street around the corner, I was not even in…

Cleveland, OH. Saturday night around 10. In the Flats right under the Cleveland Memorial Shoreway. There's also sort of night spots around here, comedy club, bars. I saw parking was $10 on a sign, I…