Reviews by Muddy

Federal Heights, CO. Hanging with CrazyJoe and Nicespice. Good old time swapping stories about blowing up bathrooms and tales of Juicebox69. Both really awesome people. Anyway Thursday night got in around 6 stayed till like…

Denver, CO. It is now called Scarletts, they just remolded I was told. Real nice looking club, high ceiling, big LED screen dawning over the club. Thursday night. Right by shotgun Willies down a couple…

Corpus Christi, TX. Not far and a few blocks from Cheetah where I just came from. Seems like a good area on every art road. There is parking in the rear, so don’t just go…

Corpus Christi, TX. Monday night. I was staying at a motel 6 just down the road. Area seems fine on south padre island drive. Plenty of parking, walk up wanded down. Inside cover $10. Walk…

Denver, CO. Thursday afternoon. I was across the street eating at Grandpa’s Burger Haven and I figured why not check this strip club out. Parking lot was full. Walk in. DJ says yo as I…

Denver, CO. Right downtown. I parked on the street next to a meter I’m assuming they don’t bother that late. As I walk in I see a bunch of douchie black SUVs so maybe a…

Glendale, CO. Wednesday night. Right in front of a target. Parking lot packed so I parked at Target. Commercial area. Walk up, female bouncer that’s different, a full pat down from behind that was…

Denver, CO. Wednesday night. Came from Diamond. I parked in a lot it said pay the booth, nobody in it so I guess this late it’s alright to park there. Looks like one of those…

Kansas City, MO. Just came from the Royals game. This club is right in the heart of downtown near the power and light district and the only upscale strip club in the city. Last time…

Evansville, IN. Saturday night after midnight. Checking out the clubs during a pit stop in town. Drive up, across from a Americas best value inn and apartment complex’s. Fake palm trees. Walk in. I’d check,…

Evansville, In. Club closer to downtown near a Ballys Casino. Not a lot of signage I did not no where the front was. I originally was in back. Door locked. Dude having sex with a…

Evansville, IN. Saturday night. Passing though didn’t realize this place at a whole strip club scene so I checked it out. It’s on a Main Street, food vender outside. I parked on the street. Looks…

Louisville, KY. Saturday night. I was actually at a Louisville bats baseball game, Joey Votto was rehabbing there, but it got into along rain delay so I decided to hit the clubs while I wait.…

New Albany, IN. Saturday, Came in around 6. You would never find this place if you didn’t know about it, off a trail along the Ohio river. Walk in nobody at the front. I go…

Louisville, KY. Saturday night. Plenty of parking. Area a little beat up. Girl in front, wristband. Walk in cover $5 military $3. Bar in back. Regular lap dance area on left, booths nobody patrolling $20…

Lexington, KY. Friday night around 930pm. All sorts of shopping in every dorection Walmart right across the street. A couple a Mexican food trucks I’m the parking lot here so this place must get packed…

Lexington, KY. Friday night. Along a big commercial street just down the road from the other 3 clubs in town. I came in around 8, no cover at that time. Later on they check…

Wilmington, DE. Friday night after midnight. The only strip club in Wilmington to the best of my knowledge. Wilmington can be pretty rough but I don't think this area felt like a crazy spot. Walk…

Baltimore, MD. Friday night. It's Baltimore so be alert. Plenty of parking big lot. Walk in. Check id, wanded down and $15 cover. Walk in. Two bar connected by stage in middle. LD/VIP areas in…

Baltimore, MD. Friday night. I had just come from Pappa's and got a crabcake. So damn good but also $25 bucks seafood is expensive. Shit it is worth it. Food vs Girls is big beef…

Woodlawn, MD. Friday night. Leaving urban and almost in a fairly wooded area. Driving up to the parking lot, it's really tight and just sucks. I managed to find a spot. Then I had to…

Winston-Salem, NC. Doesn't seem to be a whole lot of options in Winston-Salem so I thought I'd give this place a try. Thursday night. Right off Peters Creek Parkway a big thoroughfare. Plenty of parking.…

Durham, NC. Was here earlier in the day, checked out the old stadium where they filmed Bull Durham with Kevin Costner back in '88. Good baseball movie. Right across the street at King's Sandwhich shop.…

Greensboro, NC. Right next to a gas station. Couple drukards hanging out at that gas station. Walk in, pat down. Show id and cover is $10. Walk in. Bar at the back, LD area on…

Baltimore, MD. Friday around 7. Located in a industrial area. Seems safe to me. Plenty of parking. Walk in ID scan and cover is $10. Layout is one big rectnagle bar with a stage inside.…