Bad to the Bone

Smyrna, DE. Delaware. Home of George Thoroughgood. I wanted to dedicate this visit as a nod to him so I came in on a motorcycle, sunglasses, bandana, leather jacket, cowboy boots, I'm just a straight badass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQjkCLuJE_E Everyone in the parking lot was like "Whoah who the hell is that!?!?!" They gave me a wide berth and for good reason. I don't play around, when I'm on deck, it's all hardcore, all the time, fuck around and find out. Parents fear me, men want to be me, and women want me, it's the bad boy life I live. But it was raining and there was a puddle I tripped on in the parking lot and busted my ass and started crying like a little bitch. I called my grandma to see if she would come pick me up but she refused. After the ambulette showed up and gave me a band aid I continued in.

Walk in. The bathroom is right there, I just decided to take a shit before I interacted with anybody. Continue down the hall and into the bar but I guess the security guy flags me down and brings me back in the hall way to do the pat frisk, id check and $10 cover. And then in you go. Set up is bar island, one stage outside the bar, girl does one song there and then come inside the bar to a small stage in the corner and does one song there. Then tip parade outside around bar. Lap dances are $30, VIP is $120 for 15 minutes. Lap dances and VIP are pretty similar, the only difference really is the VIP side is not in view of the bar area but it's all a community dance room, well lit with couches. Cameras and really can't go too crazy on the mileage, they don't get on you they get on the girls about it apparently. My corona was $6.

Dancers. About 6 or 7. Not a huge lineup for a Saturday night I was there like 9-10pm. Black and white. A few girls were 40's looked like and probably shouldn't be dancing in all honesty. Two girls stuck out, one black girl, good healthy body on her, daisy her name was. And then a busty good looking white girl with black hair named Chloe and she was just my type very rare for me to run into so I just said fuck it let's go VIP not too bad at $120 for 15 minutes and let the chips fall as they may.