Bring your own toilet paper, none here.

Not for nothing I have no idea what club this is. Did I go to NV or Temptations? I went to one of them, supposed to be next to each other whatever one I went to I don't think the other is open. Either way this is the first review in 4 years. Anyway...

York, PA. It kind of looks like the hood but you know what I saw a young college aged white girl just hanging out on the stoop at night, who didn't look like a meth addicted skeletor. That's usaully a sign the area isn't that bad. Usually. Anyway I parked right by a pizza place across the street, no parking lot. Walk in to a guy that looks like Santa Claus on Jenny Craig. Nice guy. $10 cover and empty pockets in buck and metal detector wand down. Club is pretty small pretty much a bar with a stage left of the entrance. The building itself, in the northeast in general everything is much older and historical, I have no doubt the building is over a century old. Not a big place. Customers were a few white guys with one black guy and a few hispanic guys. Mostly middle age looked like. Not a big place but not too crowded.

Dances are $30 single song and $200 for a half hour. Dance area in through a beaded curtain across from the bathroom in the back. My water was $5. Bathrooms at the back, no door on the shitter stall (it's blocked by a wall but if someone looks around it there you are on the john) and no toilet paper. Don't be that guy who takes a diarrhea and then figures that out after the fact, it's gonna be a rough night.