Reviews by Muddy

Cleveland, OH. Larry Flynts, right next to diamond. Parking lot, free under the bridge. Looks like there is a guy in a van monitoring the lot. Walk up a couple guys, pat down, ID check.…

Toronto, ON. Looks like an old theater. There looked to be an attendant at the lot, I didn't feel like paying anything so I just parked right down Pembroke street. The area seems ok. Apparently…

Chicago, IL. Friday night around 11. I believe it used to be called Pink Pony. Right near the University of Illinois Chicago campus. Not the hood. I parked right on Polk right outside the club.…

Chicago, Il. Friday night. Up on the Northside. I ate a fuck ton of Chicago food before this so I made sure I took my diarrhea here. TMI? Go to hell. Yeah Johnnies, Ricobene's and…

Minneapolis, MN. Club is downtown, not far from the Mississippi river. I parked a couple blocks down washington avenue. Walk in there's a guy at the podium. I think cover is like $10 or $15,…

Minneapolis, MN. I was in town to check out Target Field. Nice stadium. A little later on at night, I decided to hit Rhino to far from there. Parking might be a nightmare maybe just…

Minneapolis, MN. Thursday night. I just came from a twins game which is right next stadium it's too easy to pop your head in here from there so I did. At this time around 9,…

Southgate, MI. Tuesday night, right around midnight. Downriver as they say. Suburban area. They have a big parking lot but looked like they have a valet guy staked out in a car I was gonna…

Romulus, MI. Another stop on a Detroit run through. Right by the airport. Tuesday afternoon. I parked across the road and as I go in the guy tells me it's valet. I said I'm not…

Inskster, MI. First in Flight Club but second time outside of Flight club last time I was here I got rejected for not having a collared shirt. It was still a dressy kind of t…

Ok not really at, more after, but you know get into to win it and for me in Detroit BT's won it. anyway Dearborn, MI. Really busy commercial area, seemed real safe to me. It was…

Detroit, MI. Did not have an awesome time on 8 mile road. You get here, at night like I did, valet is $8 plus tip $9. Walk in, cover $15. Mandatory one drink, ok let…

Detroit, MI. I just got some Donuts at Daily Dozen on the other side of 8 mile, some great donuts over there. Well I was nearby and thought I would check out a strip club…

Oklahoma City, OK. Saturday night. Me and bigman headed over to the Red Dog Saloon. Honestly when you hear a name like that, especially an animal name your ready to see one fucked up joint.…

Gotcha! Na I kid I kid but you know what they way they pack in all these young kids, it's bound to happen. Inevitable. I didn't even get searched coming in, dumb dumb dumb. Anyway... Oklahoma…

Oklahoma City, OK. Just came from a Oklahoma City Dodger game I felt like hitting the strip clubs. I checked to see if Bigman226 was out there already and he was. Only dude I know…

Montreal, QC. Final stop on a Montreal strip club crawl. Tuesday night. Area packed due to street festival. Walk up the steps, meet a blonde girl talking french. "Parle veux Englis" "Weeeeee" Cover was $10.…

Montreal, QC. Tuesday night. 3rd stop on a Montreal strip club run. It may have been a random tuesday but the streets were packed some kind of street festivul right outside a concert a couple…

El Paso, TX. Back in town. Damn though how the mighty have fallen. I hate to see what happened to this place. I went two nights. Friday night and saturday night. Friday night was pretty…

Montreal, QC. Tuesday night. Strip club journey through downtown Montreal. Just came from Chez Paree around the block. Busy downtown area. Go in, walk up stairs. They ask you french or english. ID check. Cover…

El Paso, TX. Friday night. Primetime but this shit was dead compared to back in the day. This place used to be packed with almost 100 girls working soem nights. Now I think maybe 10?…

El Paso, TX. Used to be Tequila Sunrise then Xcape now Buck’s. There is a lot of staff that works here at night including two armed security guards out they aren’t messing around. El Paso…

Montreal, QC. First time in Montreal. All sorts of shit going on this city on this day. A couple different big street festivals and the Grand Prix was going on. I had to check out…

Wednesday night. Right off 35. Shared lot with Bombshells some restaurant. I found parking in the back. Walk in cover is $10 I believe but free military. Walk in, layout is a bar at the…

Dallas, TX. Pretty much around the block from the lodge. Wednesday evening. Plenty of parking although the parking lot smells like some combination of vomit and diarrhea. Maybe somebody did those things or there's a…