Raven Symone? I would still hit that, she is not yet too fat and dykish for me.

Fairless Hills, PA. Saturday night around 10. Wanted to check this spot out, never made it before it closed. Good location, a lot of stuff here on Lincoln Highway. Plenty of parking all around. Multiple entrances. No cover, no nothing just waltz in a sit down. Set up is a rectangle bar with a stage in the middle, then girls tip parade inside. A few booths around on the outside with a curtain. I saw in prior reviews some saying you can see through the curtain but I really couldn't but maybe you can if you get real close. Dances are $25 a song. My Corona was $7 if I remember right. Crowd was mostly black with some white guys. Place was fairly full.

Dancers. Maybe 15 or so. I would say mostly black girls about 9 or 10 with some white girls in there 4 or 5. I don't think there was any hispanic girls in there. I would say the lineup was just ok, I wasn't crazy about too much but wasn't awful. Maybe the best looking girls was some light skin black girl with dreads and one of the white girls, thick girl, nice naturals, black hair. I would've got dances from this girl but she was pretty tied up. Other than that though mostly natural girls it looked like, some porkers too. Mostly younger side girls. Some of these girls looked familiar no doubt coming from working other spots nearby to try this place out. The one black bartender with the ponytail and shave sides of her head, I've seen her before for sure I just can't remember where.

At the end of the day whether there was probably just not enough talent here on the whole for me to give it a shot again anytime soon. Whatever fun is to be had here, there weren't enough girls that I could say I wanted to have it with. BTW there's a Steve's right down the road, so I grabbed a cheesesteak and then had massive diarrhea and continued on with the strip clubbing.