Reviews by Muddy

Raleigh, NC. Wednesday night. Right off 440. Drive up, parking lot, the lot in front of the club is valet you gotta pay for that but there is a side lot that is free. Parking…

Virginia Beach, VA. Thursday afternoon. I just ate at Virgina Beach's specialty Chico's pizza. Man did that suck, don't eat that fugazi bullshit. Right in front of NAS Oceana, this town is the Navy's east…

Panama City, FL. Saturday night after midnight. Place was packed to the gills. I was able to find a spot. Walk in $20 cover and they give you a wristband. Pat down. Walk in, club…

Fort Walton Beach, FL. Saturday night. Just came from Sammy's across the street. Walk in cover I can't remember what it was now I think maybe $5 or $10 to a girl at the door.…

Fort Walton Beach, FL. This club is connected to a night club one door down. Parking I found some in the back going left. Food truck right near. A lot of vacationers and tourists and…

Fort Walton Beach, FL. Saturday night. Just came from Red Rose. Real big tourist/vacation spot. Right near a couple other clubs. Parking lot plenty of spots. Walk in $10 cover to a nice girl. Free…

Pensacola, FL. Saturday night. Seemed like a safe area right across the street from Eden Cabaret. Parking lot is not enough, I was able to find a spot. One cop in the lot was addressing…

Houston, TX. Friday night. In the Galleria area, pretty busy area. Came in as it was just starting to fill up. It looked like the parking lot was valet so I just parked in the…

Houston, TX. Friday night. Just by the sound of this place it kind of sounds divey but you drive up to it, a nope this is like an upscale strip club. A big Vegas style…

Lincoln, NE. Downtown. I wouldn't worry too too much in Lincoln, not really known as a crime hub. I parked right in front. The door is on the corner. Walk in, no cover, no id…

Lincoln, NE. Wednesday night. Right downtown basically this club on University of Nebraska's campus. Parking actually isn't an issue here, there's plenty of street parking and behind the back, where the entrance is to this…

Omaha, NE. Wednesday night. After having some Runza, checking out downtown and coming from Spearmint Rhino. It's got a parking lot, commercial area. Walk in, big bearded guy at the front, cover is $20 with…

Carter Lake, IA. Walking distance from Charles Schwaub field where they play the College World Series. If I didn't have google maps it would be tough to find this place. It's like in an industrial…

Peoria, Ill. Tuesday night just before midnight. Downtown Peoria. Parking lot on bothsides of club. I wouldn't say you had a lot of crooks hanging in the parking lot, but there are some randoms hanging…

Indianapolis, IN. Tuesday night. Originally wanted to go to Dancers but said fuck that their parking lot was so dead, I knew it'd be a waste. I came here instead on my way through Indy.…

Boston, MA. Saturday night. Just came from next door at Centerfolds. A guy at the front asks me if I have cash for the front, I did. He looks a lot like that one bald…

Boston, MA. Saturday night. Downtown. It going to be a pain in the ass to find street parking anywhere close, I just took the garage right across the street ended up being $17 and change.…

Cumberland, RI. Saturday night. I was passing through to Boston, figured it be a nice stop I haven't been to the spot yet. Although not listed in google, I had to google the address itself.…

Stamford, CT. Saturday afternoon. I guess this isn't the ritzy part of Stamford but it didn't seem that bad. This club's parking situation is awful, I parked one block over, there's a lot but it…

Reading, PA. Friday night. Parking lot, club is a little off Pottsville Pike on Berkley. Parking lot, plenty of room. Walk in, old lady in the booth, cover is $10, $5 if military. BYOB, full…

Reading, PA. Friday night. Parking lot, tight but I got a spot. Right across from a baseball field and next to a gas station and car repair shop on 5th street. Walk in, girl at…

Harrisburg, PA. Pennsylvania has for me, the most impressive State Capitol building. Friday night. There was a concert going on and a guy comes up to me and asks if I'm here for that or…

Fort Wayne, IN. Friday night. 815. Parking lot was empty I should've took the hint. Walk in guy at the counter. Military is free if there was a cover I wouldn't have come in at…

Fort Wayne, IN. Friday night around 9. Just came from Showgirls III which I was thought was false advertising btw they should be Showgirls none. Walk in, ID check and no cover. Two fat guys…

Canton, OH. Sunday night. Just came from Peppermint Hippo. Safe, commercial area, well lit. Parking lot, plenty of spaces. Walk in, they cash register wasn't working so they guy said no cover. Some blonde chick,…