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published 1 yr ago
Susanna Hoffs in Walk Like an Egyptian is great jerk it material
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Eugene, OR. Saturday night. Big parking lot, area is fine. Walk over, door guy is outside and he checks ID. Walk in, go to the bar, 1 drink minimum, my water was like 5. One…

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published 1 yr ago
Kit Kats on Halloween? Good. To those who gave pennies: Go fuck yourselves
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Portland, OR. Friday night. A lot of people in this area, well lit. Various bars around here. Also you got homeless guys begging for change. Walk in, guy with a big time western accent, all…

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published 1 yr ago
Pro Tip: Don't go to a Portland strip club with a Maga hat on
reviewed by
Muddy

4.3

Portland, OR. Friday night. Not many reviews for this place, I wonder if it's new. I parked my car in a lot around the corner. There's a lot of people out here, food trucks clubs,…

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published 1 yr ago
Crouching Muddy, but not hiding my Dragon. *Opens trench coat* Bam Motherfuckers
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Portland, OR. Friday night. This is more an afterhours joint, I think it goes till 6am no alchol here. Right back by Club Rouge where I started the night and parked right in the lot…

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published 1 yr ago
Mary had a little lamb, that Akhmed took out back and sodomized. Oh no!
reviewed by
Muddy

4.0

Portland, OR. Saturday night. I heard a lot about this place but I guess they moved locations so that ruins the history/magic really. It looks like it goes back to the 30's as a piano…

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published 1 yr ago
MeanSpyce
reviewed by
Muddy

4.7

Portland, OR. Friday night. Just came from Club Rouge a few blocks away. In normal cities I would just park the car somewhere and walk but I did not want to leave my car anywhere…

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published 1 yr ago
Portland, Oregon is named after Portland, Maine
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Portland, OR. Friday night. Downtown. I was in Oregon checking out the coast and at night, strip club time. Parking is a bitch and I was paranoid about my car because this can be a…

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published 1 yr ago
At the end of the rainbow is this strip club. They said a pot, I was lied to.
reviewed by
Muddy

4.0

Milwaukie, OR. Thursday night. Plenty of parking in a lot. Food truck right by it. Walk in. Nobody at the front, then a hispanic guy with full body armor comes out to do the pat…

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published 1 yr ago
Shooting Star. Star is fine with it just as long as I don't get it in her eyes.
reviewed by
Muddy

4.7

Portland, OR. Thursday night. Seems like an alright area to me. Big parking lot. Right next to a motel 6. Walk in. Blonde girl at the front. Cover is $5, ID check. Past a rope.…

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published 1 yr ago
Yeah this place got a ton of beavers
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Beaverton, OR. Thursday night. Plenty of parking. Commercial area, seems fine to me. Next to a taco bell and mattress store. Walk in, girl at the front, ID check, wanded by a securtiy dude. Cover…

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published 1 yr ago
After sunset in Portland
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Portland, OR. Thursday night. Area seems fine little west of downtown away from the craziness. Right by intersecting highways. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. ID check and $5 cover. Layout dance area…

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published 1 yr ago
There needs to be a law against having multiple Jacksonville's on the east coast
reviewed by
Muddy

4.3

Jacksonville, NC. Saturday night. Area is fine, right off the Highway, just came from Stilleto up the road. Small parking lot, but I got a spot. Walk in. Girl at the front, nice girl, chatting…