Bare Assets
1406 US-19 Holiday, FL 34691

🎶Fucking cubans is the bare necessities, it's the simple bear necessities🎶

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Muddy
Feb 2, 2023, 8:31 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Holiday, FL. If we took a holiday, took some time to celebrate. Just one day out of life. It would be, it would be so fine. Wednesday night kicking off a Pasco strip club journey. Club is on route 19 which most of everything in Pasco seems to revolve around. Park in the back, enough spots for me. There was a taco truck out there. Go around the front. Walk in. Cover is $10, free military. Bathrooms will be to the left of this entrance room. To the right, the rest of the club. Walk in, stage dead ahead seating all around that, and to the left is the bar with seating all in front of it.

Dancers. Clearly aside from one white girl I was talking to, this club is clearly cuban majority. Some fake stuff, some not. 20's and 30's. About 20 dancers or so. Talent was pretty good overall though, some definite options here but you gotta have a cuban fix. I don't always but I saw one of the baddest cuban girls I ever seen, so I had to go tip her on stage and see what she was about. Real nice face, all natural girl, not a big rack but a real nice one AND one of the absolute greatest, juiciest, bodacious asses you can ever see. I just wanted play with it and fuck it.

I don't even know her name, she did not have the best grasp of english. We go to the back. I forget exactly I paid to get in, it was like 150-200 something like that Idk for like 20 minutes some shit like that, and it was in a really tight cubical with a curtain in the very back. Tip was 250, she wanted 3. Went to work probably a little too hard I almost broke the damn cubicle we were in. Had a great time, you could say I got some buy one get one in there one from the front and one from behind. Recharging me by reminding me that Billy Joel would be preforming in Tampa and she had an extra ticket, I was so happy when I heard this it breathed into me new life. She then brought out a guitar and started singing me hits such as Allentown and Uptown Girl, and We Didn't start the fire and Matter of trust. I said you should be American..err..Cuban Idol and that she was the next Gloria Estefan. The people in the booth behind us then told us to shut the fuck up and so we got back fucking.

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🎶Fucking cubans is the bare necessities, it's the simple bear necessities🎶