Shit Times

Columbia, PA. Very dense area in downtown Columbia, PA, row houses and such but not a rough area at least as far as I can tell, those coming from Philly and Baltimore might think there's a bound to be ghetto bullshit afoot but not here. I parked on the street, no lot. Walk in and walk to a weird triangle shaped bar. Stage is near the entrance with a few seats in front. There's an area in the back too, the bathroom is there on the left and in the way back is the dance area. Cover is $10 to the bartender when I sat down, and my water was $3. Customers looked mostly white or hispanic. Not too packed maybe like 7 or 8 customers. It's kind of a neighborhood dive bar feel to it.

Dancers. Probably more dancers than customers even. Maybe 10 dancers. Mostly white, with one black girl, heavier side and one hispanic girl. Ages ranged probably a few older dancers with some younger. I would say only three hot girls, there was one thin girl with black hair and goth make up on, not my type but would probably most people type, good looking but just not the body I'm looking for. I would put the lineup as only average but a couple cuties in here to say it wasn't a shit show. As I went back for dances I saw one bustier brunette that I didn't see earlier, I was gonna try to get here, but lapdances here are awful so I passed when coming back the other way and just left but that was the other good looking girl, aside from the one latina.

I took the one hispanic girl, Cassidy a cute puerto rican girl, nice smile for dances. The body on closer inspection just not really awesome but she had a great face, almost like a spinner type with a little jiggle on here. Flatter type boobs though, not really my thing personally. I pay the $20 to her and she gives it to the bartender for one dance. We go to the back couches and there are a couple chairs here too. One thing no touching, and I look back toward the entrance and it's the fucking bartender lady watching the dance. GAAAAAAYY. What a boner killer. I had my hands sitting on top of my legs palms down and she tells the girl, "Make sure he has his hands down" So I put them under my ass. This has got to be a fucking joke. Cassidy was a nice girl though, not really the body I was looking for close up but I don't blame her, but this club's rules just flat out fucking suck. For that I can't recommend this place AT ALL. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4rKLS2yEOE