THEY GOT A FISHTANK, GET IN HERE NOW! SO YOU TOO GET A CHANCE TO FEED THE FISH!

Wynantskill, NY. Friday night after midnight. Right outside of Troy. This one is kind of out the boonies, the parking lot is surrounded by the woods. Plenty of parking, dirt lot. Club is just a house. Walk in, no pat down. $16 cover at the door waived for military. Set up, dance area to left, couches and yes a fishtank in front of the DJ booth. Stage is not really a stage, it's just a floor with a pole surronded by a railing. Bathroom is right next to that. Dances are $30 for two songs. Cameras. Customers only 3 or so it looked like. Compared to probably 3 times as many dancers. How does this place make any money, it's Saturday night.

Talent wasn't that crazy. White and black it looked like. Maybe 8 or 9 girls. All seemed 20 somethings. Just ok, nothing to go out of your way for but not horrible. No fake stuff here. Mostly average body types. Most just sitting around. I was sitting by the stage and one bigger blacks girls, danced on me and kind of schelpted herself on me. Not that that's a bad thing but I don't think she was too hygenic so her whiff was kind on me even after I left the club which was annoying. It wasn't unbearable but it wasn't the most pleasant thing.

Overall the place just feels like somebody made a strip club in their basement and I just didn't have a ton here I wanted to take for dances. It wasn't that good, better options in the Albany area. As I was leaving I put on Candy Girl by New Edition and drove off.