Could we cut the shenanigans of no door on the shitter stall?

Schenectady, NY. Friday night. Just came from Red Envelope down the road. Plenty of parking walk up. I believe cover was $15, $10 military. Pat down by a dude at the front. Walk in, bathroom right, bar island completely full, and a stage and like VFW style chairs surrounding the stage. Really small place for the amount of people in here. Definitely more of a urban/hip hoppy vibe of all the tri city area clubs I went to. Crowd was mixed. White/black/hispanic. Lap dances are $40 for 10 mintues.

Dancers. Black/white and maybe a couple hispanic girls. Maybe 15 dancers. You had badunkadunk to rail thin. One black girls had a freakish gigantic ass. I didn't think I could say this but yeah it was too big. I saw a couple cute white or hispanic girls. I didn't see too much silicone. Overall alright lineup nothing blow you away but there is some quality here.

I'm sitting near the stage and while the bar island part where everyone is at is kinda dark, the stage and seating area is all lit up. So you feel like as a customer your kind of in the spot light. Even the loud annoying DJ was commenting on me "Look at this guy right here just staring at that ass! That's what I'm talking about" I just kind of want to lie low but you can't here if there's no more room at the bar. The facility straight up sucks. The bathroom, no stall door. So I'm trying to take a shit, I just go bear crapping in the woods, and plop down and try to get it out all at once, the whole time wondering someone might come in here. I thought about paying a dancer instead of giving me lap dances, stand guard for me while I shit in peace. Either way, this spot is kind of amateur but it's got some talent so I wouldn't just rule entirely. I GTFO.