Who do you want me to be, To make you sleep with me?
Hampton, NJ. Saturday night. This kinda far out there in Jersey, although I wouldn't say in it's in the middle a nowhere but it's pretty far from the city. Right on rte 31, plenty of parking, the club in a house and the magic happens on the first floor. Walk in, no cover, no nothing, sit down at the bar. Bathroom is on the right hand side. Pool table in the back, dance area left of that. $20 a song. Customers, a couple black guys, a couple hispanic guys but everyone else white guys, some younger but more middle age and up. Almost all seats taken but I got a spot way on the left. One or two dancers up at a time, stage behind bar, and then girls tip parade behind bar. Three bouncers who were very active collecting their cut, and cleaning up messes and one of them whispered to a guy get bar dances (I guess you can't touch)
Lineup. I have to be honest I was not at all expecting a lineup this good all the way out here. I was thinking it would be some AARP off the boat latinas who don't know english or some shit, no it was actually legit, all girls were fuckable. All seemed to be younger side, 20 somethings. I didn't see any black dancers looked mostly latina and white. No fat girls, some thinner girls and some normal. One latina who was thinner, not the body I was looking for, but her face was truly gorgeous, very popular not available anyway. About 15 girls or so. Maybe more a couple 6-8. No super knockouts but the floor was pretty high. No girls you got to avoid here, all good enough to be dancing, at least looks wise on this night.
The hottest girl, I thought was actually the bartender, who is basically a stripper herself, in lingerie and all that. White brunette, she had these massive tits that she shakes after she serves you for a tip, I was gonna tip anyway but I'll accept it. I asked her to go for dances and she said soon, I understand it was a long shot and the bar would maybe shut down if I took her away but damn I wanted to play with those jugs. Mileage at this place doesn't sound that great though, and this was the start of a strip club journey for me so I didn't have time to wait around all night to see if that possibility would open up. In hindsight though this was far and away the best lineup I saw on this night and if I know what I would find out I would've just stayed here and tried to have more fun with the rest of the lineup. But at least now I know, I might actually stop back if I'm on I-78 for whatever reason, it's pretty much right off it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5StN8J-0
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