Talk is Cheap

Port St. Lucie. Tuesday night. This is where the Mets have spring training, maybe this is where they spend all of Steve Cohen's money. Main throughfare on highway 1. Plenty of parking. Walk in, guy taps me on the shoulder, missed the bouncer. Wanded down, $10 cover, free military. Small spot, bar is dead ahead, totally full, bathrooms you'll probably missed while walking in. Square rubiks cube type stage, one dancer up at a time. LD area in back, real tight this whole thing is, hard to get a spot. Crowd, mostly younger groups, hispanic, black and white too. Lap dances are $20 a song in a communal area.

Dancers, mostly hispanic, a lot of work done. Some white and black girls in there too. Maybe 11 dancers in total. Alright talent, not bad but nothing can't miss though. Mostly younger side I would say. 20's with some 30's. If you tip at the rail they get pretty intimate with you, as far as boobs in your face, that's about all the action I could say I got. Didn't find nothing here to go ga ga over but I can't say it's a bad spot, just not for me on this night. I felt like too many groups for such a matchbox sized club, I was on to Sinsations down the road.