Reviews

Portland, OR. Buckman district. I parked on the street. Urban gets a little weird. I saw a lady have a "sword fight" with some dude with rainbow umbrellas in the middle of the night. Fucking…

Medford, OR. Thursday night. Downtown Medford. Seems alright to me. Street parking found some right out front. Walk in, girl at the desk. Cover is $5. Walk in. To your left is the bar, everyone…

Astoria, OR. Friday night. They actually filmed the Goonies here in Astoria. I asked some of the dancers to do the truffle shuffle and they didn't know what the hell I was talking about. Fun…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Last stop of the night. I parked behind this joint, no lot only street parking. Walk in, guy checks ID, and gives you the run down. Not a big club, typical…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Parking around back. Area seems ok. In between Devil's and Hawthorne which I would also hit. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Guy sitting in a chair, show him ID in you…

Coos Bay, OR. Thursday night. Coastal Oregon. Area is fine, cool town. Raining of course. Just north of here is Dune City where the creator of the film Dune got his inspiration for that movie.…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Plenty of parking on the side and in back of this club. Walk in, guy sitting at the front, cover was $5 I think. From here, Lap dance booths with curtains…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Parking on the street. Neighborhood is pretty industrial around here, doesn't seem that bad to me. Walk in, no nothing just basically empty bar. I counted a three strippers. Three customers.…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Right by the airport. Parked around back. Entrance is also in back. Walk in. Younger dude at the front, ID check and pat down. Layout, bar dead ahead. Some slot machines…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Industrial part of town. Seems ok a few homeless in the area. Parked across the street, walk on in, no cover, no nothing. Video slot machines, most being utilized. The club…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Northwest part of town. Plenty parking up on a hill. Walk in, lady asks if I've been, no I say and gives me the rundown. I ask for singles and I…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Last stop of the night. Neighborhood seems alright. Right off Powell blvd and right before you go over the Ross Island bridge. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Big…