Reviews by Muddy

Manitowoc, WI. Saturday night, up the shore of Lake Michigan. Area seems alright to me, plenty of parking in the lot next to the club. Walk in, open door just go right to the bar.…

Neoga, IL. Friday night. Very rural area. One of the best farming areas in all the world really is rural illinois. Pull up not much else around, big school bus out front. Parking is wherever,…

Springfield, IL. Friday night. State capital. Area seemed alright to me, fenced off parking lot. Walk up, lady smoking a ciggarete out front walks in with me. Friendly lady. She says cover is $22, military…

Urbana, IL. Home of the fighting Illini. Friday night. Area seems alright to me. Parking around the club, also looks like a restuarnat next door, I was gonna park over there but it had a…

Sun Valley, CA. Right by the Burbank airport. Saturday night after midnight. Club is open till 5am. Very industrial area, I just parked down the street. A group of bouncers at the front, quick pat…

Los Angeles, CA. Saturday after midnight. Late night spot. Open till 5am. Only club in the Glendale area. Right by train tracks, I just parked on the street. Very industrial area. Walk up guy up…

Los Angeles, CA. Saturday night. It's kind of in a weird area, between Venice blvd and I-10. There's a valet for a lot in the back but I just parked down the block by some…

Los Angeles, CA. Right by Santa Monica. Saturday night after midnight. The GPS might take you to the shopping center side, no entrance there, go to the other side of that building. No parking lot,…

Anaheim, CA. Saturday night. New club in the OC. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, cover is free before 9, $10 after. Quick wand down. Walk in. Layout bar on the left, stage…

West Hollywood, CA. Saturday night. Right on sunset. Small parking lot, completely full. I just said fuck it and parked in the neighborhood full of tow away signs. I wasn't gonna be 4 hours. But…

Los Angeles, CA. Right off Holywood blvd. Saturday night. Parking is a bitch here. Small lot was full, the entire side street Winona, nothing. I actually parked on Franklin ave. Walked down. Guy with a…

Stockton, CA. Friday night after midnight. Stockton supposdley is one of the higher crime cities in California, the place where this club is in don't look like the best area but probably not the worst…

San Francisco, CA. Friday night. Came here after getting hounded constantly at Garden of Eden fuck that shit, it's annoying as hell. Came down this way. Cover is $20, military is free and also they…

San Francisco, CA. Friday night. Neighborhood is FUCKED UP. Right in the heart of the tenderloin, terrible place for a strip club. Homeless tweakers everywhere. I'm not worried about me, but I'm in a rental…

San Francisco, CA. Friday night. Broadway in North Beach. One of the best streets for strip club in America. I actually haven't been to this one yet. On the marquee it clearly states $10 dances…

Reno, NV. Tuesday night. Area seems fine to me, plenty of parking, walk in, cover is $10 Id check, Pat down. Head on in. Left is the bar, seating all around in front. Big stage…

Reno, NV. Tuesday night. Right by the airport. Area is alright. Plenty of parking in the back. Walk in, guy and a girl at the front. ID check and cover is $10. Bathrooms are on…

Reno, NV. Tuesday night. Downtown Reno. Parking lot is small but I just parked in the lot next door. Right by the Reno Aces minor league baseball team plays. Downtown Reno I've always liked kind…

Reno, NV. Tuesday night. Plenty of parking in the lot. Asian guy at the front, pat down. Go to the girl at the desk, cover was I think $10 or $15 something like that. Walk…

Eureka, CA. Wednesday night. All the way the way up on the north coast. Gotta be one of the more isolated clubs in America as the next nearest strip clubs are at least a couple…

Las Vegas, NV. Sunday night. I haven't done Vegas yet. Let's just say the stripper of my dreams prolly ain't working in this town. And the high covers kind of turned me off. But I…

Phoenix, AZ. Saturday night. Near the railroad. Plenty of parking in the lot which is well guarded. Walk up there's a bit a line to checked. Pat down and ID check. Walk in to the…

Las Vegas, NV. Sunday night. Just came from Sapphire, a train was stopped and made it a pain in the ass to get to here driving. Area seems alright. Parking was a little crazy, I…

Phoenix, AZ. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me, plenty of parking in the lot. Vibe really dark, red led, pretty unique place. They don't do the free popcorn anymore though. Not that I needed…

Chandler, AZ. Saturday night. Only club out this way in the Phoenix metro down here in Chandler. Area seems fine to me, plenty of parking in the lot. I've seen reviews of this place in…