Yeah not a chance pal, not a chance.

Gervais, OR. Saturday night. Just came from the Sugar Shack. I guess just missed Sinclair at this spot, but I read his review and I have the exact same conclusions. Anyway it's not far off of 5 kind of in a more rural area though. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk around in your are. Bar dead ahead. Small stage on your left. And a bunch of computerized slot machines over to your right. Most customers were white or hispanic guys. And most customers were playing the slot machines. Lap dances are $40 a song, in a open area on the left.

Dancers. To keep it brief in a couple words. Heavy Latinas. If that's your thing, head on down. 3 dancers. All heavier side. All natural looked like. Probably 3-5 range on the scale. Looked like one girl 20's and two girls 40's age wise.

Nothing interested me at all. Are you sure man? Last chance? $40 dances with a huge woman. Flying off the shelves. Final chance. Yeah na I'm good thanks.