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published 8 mos ago
Girls are eating too many Runza's
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Muddy

5.3

Council Bluffs, IA. Friday night. Area seems fine to me, sort of industrial kind of area. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, guy at the front just says hello, no cover or nothing…

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published 8 mos ago
Biggest stage ever
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Council Bluffs, IA. Friday night. Plenty of parking. It's like a warehouse, not much around it. Walk in, cover was $20. Get wanded down. Walk in through the hallway. In we are, it's a long…

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published 8 mos ago
Cubans up in Iowa. Pretty soon they are gonna be making toys for Santa
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Council Bluffs, IA. Friday night. Plenty of parking. Just on the other side of the river from Omaha. Area seems fine to me. Walk in, nobody there at the time I was, no cover, no…

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published 8 mos ago
Is this strip club heaven? Fuck no it's Iowa. No go jerk off somewhere.
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Sioux City, IA. Thursday night. While your here I recommend getting a Charlie Boy at Miles Inn. It's like a Sioux City your supposed to do. Anyway this is place is downtown. Compared to Mavericks…

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published 8 mos ago
I feel the need, the need for speed...to get back to my car
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Muddy

3.7

Sioux City, IA. Thursday night. Industrial area right across from a home depot. Plenty of parking around the club. Walk in through the back. No id, no pat down, no nothing. Crowd is a bunch…

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published 8 mos ago
Sheryl Crow and Brad Pitt are some well known Mizzou alums
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Muddy

6.0

Columbia, MO. Tuesday night. Small lot, but I parked in the empty lot next door. Walk in, friendly chick with a short haircut walks up, $10 cover. Small stage in the middle. Seats orbit that.…

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published 8 mos ago
Push it to the limit
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Muddy

6.0

Des Moines, IA. Wednesday night. Plenty of parking, area seems alright. On 14th street. Walk in. Guy at the front collects a $5 cover and in you go. Layout is mostly dive bar type feel,…

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published 8 mos ago
Earl, listen it's time watch some Richard Simmons workout videos.
reviewed by
Muddy

4.7

Des Moines, IA. Wednesday night. Pulled up, big lot, a lot of cars in the lot but the club but definitley not that many in the building, they might set up that illusion on purpose.…

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published 8 mos ago
Des Moines smells like kibbles and bits. Talk about a dog friendly city.
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Des Moines, IA. Wednesday night. Pullled up, area seems fine to me. Walk in, guy explains to me at the front, only two dancers here. I said sure. They were both in the bar area,…

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published 8 mos ago
Sue Falls all the time because of those damn high heels
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Muddy

5.0

Sioux Falls, SD. Thursday night. It's like in a strip mall. Small lot but I found a spot. There's a comfort inn across the way if you thinking about places you want to stay at.…

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published 8 mos ago
I can't even imagine the commute these dedicated Beach Girls must endure nightly
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

West Des Moines, IA. Wednesday night. Area is alright there ain't much this way, there's like a lake right across the street. Plenty of parking in the gravel lot. Walk in. Got to a blonde…

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published 8 mos ago
Calm down Tiger
reviewed by
Muddy

4.3

Columbia, MO. Tuesday night. Just came from Rumors down the block. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems fine to me. Walk up a bunch of folks hanging out on the patio saying hello…