Ultimate Showgirls Gentlemen's Club
17415 Catalpa St Hesperia, CA 92345, USA

Waste of time & cover charge

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Muddy
Jan 2, 2025, 5:14 AM
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Visited: Monday After Midnight

Hesperia, CA. Monday night. Out in the desert. Just came from Empire which sucked but atleast better than here. Drive up, pretty empty lot. Walk in. Guy at the front, gives me the rundown. Cover was $15. Drink ticket, gets you a non alcohol drink. At the bar. Pretty empty just one customer who came right after me.

 

Dancers one was some cuban chick with gigantic boobs. She was a little hefty. And the other was a average body type black chick. Both probably 30's. Not horrible but nothing great except for the one cuban chick's rack but her face and every thing else not that good. Normally I would've gotten a cheap dance to play with those things but the dance prices sounded pricey. I asked her she said $40. The prior review said that 3 dances for $40 special. Maybe she meant that. Her english wasn't that great but one song at $40 na fuck that. 3 songs ain't that bad but I don't even want to spend that much on this talent. This is more $10 talent.

 

It was pretty dead, I sat by the stage and they got it going then once I went to the bar they shut it down. Both girls were laying on the couches staring at their phones. Everyone else was just staring off into space. I was looking at my phone to see if anywhere had some late night burritos I could get once I leave this sad and defeated strip club. And that's what I did. Not the worth the 15 dollar cover, at all. Both these clubs out here in the Victorville area are terrible.

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