Wow, creative name!

Miami Beach, FL. Saturday night after midnight. Up in North Beach. Neighborhood is fine. Street parking. Still some bars and restaurants open, even though it's real late. Walk up to the bouncer at the front. Pat down and in you go. No cover. Layout is just a typical dive bar. Long rectangle back, bar at the left, a couple dance booths at the back, and down the back left hallway is the bathroom. All drinks are $12 a piece. Dancers start at the pole on left side of the bar and work their way over right of the bar, expecting tips from the barside folks.

Customers and staff everybody hispanic except me. The entire bar seats were pretty much full, I was able to get a spot though. Not much english abound but enough to get prices and what the word is. Dances are qouted by the dancer for the booths in the back. I heard $60 become $50 become $40. Still insane for this type of place. But then you got folks in back on stools just getting floor dances for dollar tips, seems like a way better deal.

Dancers. Not bad for this kind of place. All cuban. Ages 20's-40's. Some fake stuff but a decent amount of natural girls. I would say 5-7 range. Some of the younger natural cubans looked solid. Thin to thick, didn't see any fat chicks. Maybe 15 girls around.