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Miami, FL. Saturday night. Been meaning to come here for the longest. This is probably the most famous strip club in America today. Every dancer knows E11even. This is the only club downtown and for some that's an awesome location or a pain in the ass because of parking. I parked in the lot a couple blocks away east of the club, I didn't trust the street parking with all these tow away signs. The guy said by 2am this lot is completely full and it's a big ass a lot it was around midnight for me coming here so it was just kicking off. He said $30 for 8 hours, I said look I ain't gonna be that long and we did $20. I walk over.

There's like 10 Miami police cars around here. There's a club across the street and here, there's folks all over the street. Enter in around back. I've never seen this size of an operation for a strip club. There's is so much staff processing people in, with all these lines. Get patted down and in you go. To one of the door girls, ID scan and a brutal $50 cover. So just to get in the door I'm $70 in the hole.

Inside this obviously a palace, one of the nicest clubs in America. They got all these ads for all these rappers and celebrities who I haven't heard of coming up. Cardi B I saw, coming up next weekend, I know her. A couple levels, two bars below opposite sides, one bar upstairs, two stages below on the arena if you will and one by the back bar. Bathrooms have multiple trolls in there, I have yet to see that. They have a full team effort in there to point you to a stall and make sure you get a paper towel.