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published 7 mos ago
Monday Night Lights
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Odessa, TX. Monday night. Odessa is where that movie Friday night lights takes place. The TLDR is that this is probably the only club worth checking out in Odessa but it that great. Sort of…

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published 7 mos ago
Slow Cuban girl club
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Odessa, TX. Monday night. Came here right after Ricks, it's basically right next door. Plenty of parking in the lot. I think cover was $15. Walk in. It's pretty nice inside. There were anotehr couple…

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published 7 mos ago
1st Review
reviewed by
Muddy

4.3

Odessa, TX. Monday night. First review of this place so let's get it on the board. West side of town, area seemed ok to me. Small lot in front, with a big back lot if…

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published 7 mos ago
Splendor in the Grass
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Houston, TX. Sunday night. I went over to Cover Girls but that parking lot had like 4 cars so I said fuck that, let me try over here at Splendor and the parking lot looked…

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published 7 mos ago
Not bad for a Sunday
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Houston, TX. Sunday night. After midnight. Walked cover was $25 I think to the girl at the front. Walk in. To your right is the bar, to your left is the LD area on open…

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published 7 mos ago
Seal tried to make out with me at the door. Singing badadadadadaaaaaa
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Austin, TX. Tuesday. I've actually been here before but way back earlier on in the strip club journey I wanted to see if my much more trained eyes were decieving me. The girls were fucking…

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published 7 mos ago
Well at least the food truck outside was alright
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Beaumont, TX. Sunday night. Only strip club in Beaumont, meanwhile there are 50 billion right over in Houston. Area seems alright to me, right across from a golf driving range. Plenty of parking in the…

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published 7 mos ago
Ole Mississippi, she's calling my name
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Starkville, MS. Saturday night. Not a lot of strip clubs in Mississipi, I think like 3 in the whole state, and I haven't been to one yet so let's end that right now. On highway…

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published 7 mos ago
Arkansaw or Arkanzis
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Hot Springs, AR. Friday night. Big tourist town. Park in the lot, the guy comes out and says that the right side is for staff, I move it to the left side. Walk in, same…

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published 7 mos ago
This is where Brett Farve gets away from his wife
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Jackson, MS. Saturday night. Jackson is a pretty fucked up town, this part is pretty industrial but I probably can't say it's a safe area. The roads around here are completely fucked up. I think…

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published 7 mos ago
Elvis is STILL ALIVE GOD DAMMIT!!!
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Memphis, TN. Saturday night, pretty early on. I'd been to Gold a few years back and wanted to hit Pony up. Area is well I mean it's Memphis like maybe the most jacked up city…

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published 7 mos ago
High mileage in Arkansas? It's a God Damn miracle.
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Hot Springs, AR. Friday night. Downtown Hot Springs. Area seems fine to me. Parking is street only, I parked a few doors down. Walk in, a couple big guys at the front do pat down.…