Reviews by Muddy

Columbia, MO. Tuesday night. Just came from Rumors down the block. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems fine to me. Walk up a bunch of folks hanging out on the patio saying hello…

Stamford, CT. Saturday night. Apparently this was shut down for a while to make it a new club now it's reopen, I haven't been so let's what's going on. Right across the street from a…

Jacksonville, FL. Saturday night. Last stop of the night. Area seems alright to me, parking was tight but I found a spot. Walk up guy sitting out front wands you down, walk in. Inside cover…

Jacksvonville, FL. Saturday night. Area seems fine, plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, guy at the desk. Put all your stuff in a bucket and clear the mag. $10 cover. Walk in. One…

Jacksonville, FL. Saturday night. Area seems fine right by a whole run of Jacksonville strip clubs. Plenty of parking in the lot. In you guy. White bald guy in the front, cover is $10, pat…

Jacksonville, FL. Saturday night. Just coming from a few innings at a Jumbo Shrimp game. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems fine to me. Jacksonville is a pretty ghetto city but by the…

Jacksonville, FL. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me, plenty of parking in the lot. There's like a drive through alchohol place attached to this club. Walk in here. Black dude at the front, quick…

Jacksonville, FL. Saturday night. Area seems ok, big lot, two security guards in vests watching the lot, should give you an idea maybe of how it gets later. Walk in, guy at the front with…

Jacksonville, FL. Saturday night. Came in. Area seems ok to me. Tight parking lot, around this small club at sort of busy intersection. Food truck in the parking lot. Walk in, guy at the front,…

Charleston, SC. Friday night. These two clubs right here, Cheetah and Secrets are owned by the same guy. Plenty of parking between the two. Their is a gyro food truck out here aswell. Guy in…

Charleston, SC. Friday night. Right across from Secrets, owned by the same dude. Walk up under the yawning to some guy puking. Walk in. Girl at the front, cute blonde spinner, ID check, no pat…

Charleston, SC. Friday night. I parked on a side street as there was not much parking in the lot. Walk in, girl in a front with a few of her friends, $10 cover. No pat…

Hardeeville, SC. Friday night. Just over the bridge from Savannah and into South Carolina. Nothing really around, plenty of parking in the lot but watch the pond in the middle, in the dark you might…

Menasha, WI. Saturday night. Big parking lot, sort of a road with a bunch of auto dealers. Area seems safe to me. Walk in, guy at the front, cover is $10 or $15 IIRC, ID…

Appleton, WI. Saturday night. Area seems fine here in Appleton, plenty of parking in the gravel lot. Walk in. Through a hallway with some erotic style artwork. And in you are. To the bar, bartender…

Green Bay, WI. Home of the Packers. Lambeau Field. Vince Lombardi. Brett Farve, Bart Starr, Aaron Rodgers all that shit. (Outside of Football though can't think of much else other than freezing your fucking balls…

Neenah, WI. Friday night, after midnight. Open till 5am. On the side of road, not much else around it, big parking lot. Walk in, friednlay lady at the front, cover was $10. ID check and…

Manitowoc, WI. Saturday night, up the shore of Lake Michigan. Area seems alright to me, plenty of parking in the lot next to the club. Walk in, open door just go right to the bar.…

Neoga, IL. Friday night. Very rural area. One of the best farming areas in all the world really is rural illinois. Pull up not much else around, big school bus out front. Parking is wherever,…

Springfield, IL. Friday night. State capital. Area seemed alright to me, fenced off parking lot. Walk up, lady smoking a ciggarete out front walks in with me. Friendly lady. She says cover is $22, military…

Urbana, IL. Home of the fighting Illini. Friday night. Area seems alright to me. Parking around the club, also looks like a restuarnat next door, I was gonna park over there but it had a…

Sun Valley, CA. Right by the Burbank airport. Saturday night after midnight. Club is open till 5am. Very industrial area, I just parked down the street. A group of bouncers at the front, quick pat…

Los Angeles, CA. Saturday after midnight. Late night spot. Open till 5am. Only club in the Glendale area. Right by train tracks, I just parked on the street. Very industrial area. Walk up guy up…

Los Angeles, CA. Saturday night. It's kind of in a weird area, between Venice blvd and I-10. There's a valet for a lot in the back but I just parked down the block by some…

Los Angeles, CA. Right by Santa Monica. Saturday night after midnight. The GPS might take you to the shopping center side, no entrance there, go to the other side of that building. No parking lot,…