Reviews by Muddy
Submit a ReviewTeasers Gentlemen's Club
1127 4th St
Sioux City, IA 51101
Is this strip club heaven? Fuck no it's Iowa. No go jerk off somewhere.
Sioux City, IA. Thursday night. While your here I recommend getting a Charlie Boy at Miles Inn. It's like a Sioux City your supposed to do. Anyway this is place is downtown. Compared to Mavericks…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(dannyboy3)
Oct 8, 2024, 11:17 PM
Mavericks
416 Cunningham Dr
Sioux City, IA 51106
I feel the need, the need for speed...to get back to my car
Sioux City, IA. Thursday night. Industrial area right across from a home depot. Plenty of parking around the club. Walk in through the back. No id, no pat down, no nothing. Crowd is a bunch…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Muddy)
Oct 8, 2024, 3:04 PM
Rumors Cabaret
2306 Business Loop 70 E
Columbia, MO 65201
Sheryl Crow and Brad Pitt are some well known Mizzou alums
Columbia, MO. Tuesday night. Small lot, but I parked in the empty lot next door. Walk in, friendly chick with a short haircut walks up, $10 cover. Small stage in the middle. Seats orbit that.…
Oct 8, 2024, 2:12 PM
Outer Limits
6560 NE 14th St
Des Moines, IA 50313
Push it to the limit
Des Moines, IA. Wednesday night. Plenty of parking, area seems alright. On 14th street. Walk in. Guy at the front collects a $5 cover and in you go. Layout is mostly dive bar type feel,…
Oct 8, 2024, 2:12 PM
Big Earl's Goldmine
4745 NW 2nd St
Des Moines, IA 50313
Earl, listen it's time watch some Richard Simmons workout videos.
Des Moines, IA. Wednesday night. Pulled up, big lot, a lot of cars in the lot but the club but definitley not that many in the building, they might set up that illusion on purpose.…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Big_Poppa_Z)
Oct 8, 2024, 2:12 PM
The Minx Show Palace
1510 NE Broadway Ave
Des Moines, IA 50313
Des Moines smells like kibbles and bits. Talk about a dog friendly city.
Des Moines, IA. Wednesday night. Pullled up, area seems fine to me. Walk in, guy explains to me at the front, only two dancers here. I said sure. They were both in the bar area,…
Oct 8, 2024, 2:12 PM
Scarlett O'Hara's
3201 S Carolyn Ave
Sioux Falls, SD 57106
Sue Falls all the time because of those damn high heels
Sioux Falls, SD. Thursday night. It's like in a strip mall. Small lot but I found a spot. There's a comfort inn across the way if you thinking about places you want to stay at.…
Oct 8, 2024, 1:35 PM
Beach Girls
6220 Raccoon River Dr
West Des Moines, IA 50266
I can't even imagine the commute these dedicated Beach Girls must endure nightly
West Des Moines, IA. Wednesday night. Area is alright there ain't much this way, there's like a lake right across the street. Plenty of parking in the gravel lot. Walk in. Got to a blonde…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(DandyDan)
Oct 8, 2024, 1:27 PM
Club Vogue
912 Business Loop 70 E
Columbia, MO 65201
Calm down Tiger
Columbia, MO. Tuesday night. Just came from Rumors down the block. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems fine to me. Walk up a bunch of folks hanging out on the patio saying hello…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Nobodygtyu)
Oct 8, 2024, 5:07 AM
Gallery at Beamers
206 Richmond Hill Ave
Stamford, CT 06902
Art gallery meets fake latina booties
Stamford, CT. Saturday night. Apparently this was shut down for a while to make it a new club now it's reopen, I haven't been so let's what's going on. Right across the street from a…
Sep 29, 2024, 7:24 PM
Sinsations
2560 Emerson St
Jacksonville, FL 32207
Allman Brothers and Lynyrd Skynyrd formed in Jacksonville in the 60's. Not bad.
Jacksonville, FL. Saturday night. Last stop of the night. Area seems alright to me, parking was tight but I found a spot. Walk up guy sitting out front wands you down, walk in. Inside cover…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Muddy)
Sep 23, 2024, 9:16 PM
New Solid Gold
7175 Blanding Blvd
Jacksonville, FL 32244
They gotta bring back that Solid Gold show
Jacksvonville, FL. Saturday night. Area seems fine, plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, guy at the desk. Put all your stuff in a bucket and clear the mag. $10 cover. Walk in. One…
Sep 23, 2024, 6:04 PM
Doll House
6105 Philips Hwy
Jacksonville, FL 32216
Our House, in the middle of our street
Jacksonville, FL. Saturday night. Area seems fine right by a whole run of Jacksonville strip clubs. Plenty of parking in the lot. In you guy. White bald guy in the front, cover is $10, pat…
Sep 23, 2024, 5:24 PM
Thee Officer's Club
657 Wonderwood Dr
Jacksonville, FL 32233
An Officer and a Gentleman. Oh, and over here we have strip club addicted creep
Jacksonville, FL. Saturday night. Just coming from a few innings at a Jumbo Shrimp game. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems fine to me. Jacksonville is a pretty ghetto city but by the…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(ulitimate1)
Sep 23, 2024, 5:24 PM
103rd St. Gentlemen's club
10731 103rd St
Jacksonville, FL 32210
See the Blue Angels in SF during fleet week. Zipping by skyscrapers. Very cool.
Jacksonville, FL. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me, plenty of parking in the lot. There's like a drive through alchohol place attached to this club. Walk in here. Black dude at the front, quick…
Sep 23, 2024, 5:23 PM
Cocktails Showbar & Lounge
1553 Lane Ave S
Jacksonville, FL 32210
Just way too fucking loud
Jacksonville, FL. Saturday night. Area seems ok, big lot, two security guards in vests watching the lot, should give you an idea maybe of how it gets later. Walk in, guy at the front with…
Sep 23, 2024, 3:37 PM
Flash Dancers
2003 Blanding Blvd
Jacksonville, FL 32210
The guys from Lynyrd Skynyrd grew up right around here
Jacksonville, FL. Saturday night. Came in. Area seems ok to me. Tight parking lot, around this small club at sort of busy intersection. Food truck in the parking lot. Walk in, guy at the front,…
Sep 23, 2024, 3:37 PM
Secrets
2015 Pittsburgh Ave
Charleston, SC 29405
Doing the Charleston Chew on her nipples will you get you slapped. No teeth.
Charleston, SC. Friday night. These two clubs right here, Cheetah and Secrets are owned by the same guy. Plenty of parking between the two. Their is a gyro food truck out here aswell. Guy in…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Tanker1980)
Sep 23, 2024, 3:28 PM
Cheetah Charleston
2028 Pittsburgh Ave
Charleston, SC 29405
Rip Off Bitch Alert: Door Girl. Possibly.
Charleston, SC. Friday night. Right across from Secrets, owned by the same dude. Walk up under the yawning to some guy puking. Walk in. Girl at the front, cute blonde spinner, ID check, no pat…
Sep 23, 2024, 2:50 PM
King Street Cabaret
1337 King St
Charleston, SC 29405
As King, I rule over all these bitches and ho's. Peasant at the ATM, though.
Charleston, SC. Friday night. I parked on a side street as there was not much parking in the lot. Walk in, girl in a front with a few of her friends, $10 cover. No pat…
Sep 23, 2024, 4:00 AM
Temptations Gentlemen's Club
425 Speedway Blvd
Hardeeville, SC 29927
Don't go driving into the pond
Hardeeville, SC. Friday night. Just over the bridge from Savannah and into South Carolina. Nothing really around, plenty of parking in the lot but watch the pond in the middle, in the dark you might…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Muddy)
Sep 23, 2024, 3:11 AM
Blu Sapphires Gentleman's Club
W7191 US-10
Menasha, WI 54952
The Blu's Sisters
Menasha, WI. Saturday night. Big parking lot, sort of a road with a bunch of auto dealers. Area seems safe to me. Walk in, guy at the front, cover is $10 or $15 IIRC, ID…
Sep 17, 2024, 1:31 PM
Beansnappers
N2901 WI-47
Appleton, WI 54913
Oh leave the fucking beans alone.
Appleton, WI. Saturday night. Area seems fine here in Appleton, plenty of parking in the gravel lot. Walk in. Through a hallway with some erotic style artwork. And in you are. To the bar, bartender…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(jackel0001)
Sep 17, 2024, 12:54 PM
Oval Office Gentlemen's Club
1100 Main St
Green Bay, WI 54301
Monica Lewsinsky works here and she gives BJ's in VIP. I hear they are amazing.
Green Bay, WI. Home of the Packers. Lambeau Field. Vince Lombardi. Brett Farve, Bart Starr, Aaron Rodgers all that shit. (Outside of Football though can't think of much else other than freezing your fucking balls…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Meshuggah)
Sep 17, 2024, 12:39 PM
Peppermint Hippo Neenah
1413 Green Valley Rd
Neenah, WI 54956
Neenah Menasha by Sponge, good grunge song. However this club is fucking rip off
Neenah, WI. Friday night, after midnight. Open till 5am. On the side of road, not much else around it, big parking lot. Walk in, friednlay lady at the front, cover was $10. ID check and…
1 commentslast: 3 wks ago(deboinair)
Sep 17, 2024, 12:33 PM


























