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1,141 posts by Muddy

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The UK

It seems like a mixed bag for mongering. On one hand, prostitution is legal in the UK, just not operating a brothel. The strip clubs is it one way contact or ZERO contact in most of the clubs? That's a…

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 2 8

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State of Strip Clubs/Vermont

No current listings for Vermont but about a decade ago looks like there were three. I haven't been to any in Vermont but let's just in case anyone has and wants to share.

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 14 8

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What's better "the hunt" or "the kill"

Not to make it sound creepy but you know what I mean. Recently I went through the process, ran the system (as we do, as we do) and got a hot strippers number for OTC. But the next day I…

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 2 4

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State of Strip Clubs/Utah

Next up is the Beehive state. Physically is just amazing, I love it. Except the Great Salt Lake, don't swim in that like some idiots do. But also not a fan of the strip clubs either, notouriously rough. I believe…

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 17 3

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Do any European countries have strip clubs that are worth a damn?

It seems like it's pretty much either brothel or bust. We don't got a ton of reviews out that way. Y'all know if there any exceptions?

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 116 10

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State of Strip Clubs/Texas

Next up we got the Lone Star State. The state with most listing so it's a lot. For me Texas is where I got into strip clubs in the first place, All the CF's, and the ATF is here, pretty…

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 189 8

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Founder, I formally volunteer to be a moderator

*raises right hand* I solemnly swear to protect integrity, character and trust of the website and community at large. I believe my honor, my loyalty and above all my maturity has proven that I am fit for this task. Made for…

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 2 13

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Mongering in Memphis

Hey guys I'm in Memphis right now and instead of writing reviews I thought I'd just do a live blog, something different you know so we can together explore the Memphis scene. Anyway let's dive in, I'm walking down Beal…

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 6 11

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Scandinavia

What's word on Scandinavian countries? Maybe one of these years I would think about heading out there but I'm reading reviews, it just sounds like a huge dumpster fire when it comes to mongering but those write ups are pretty…

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 3 6

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Are you a fan of the tip parade?

More of a northeast thing but not exclusively. Pros: The club sort of comes to you. You don't have be proactive, they'll come on over. And it kind of breaks up those 2 hour conversations with their regular customers, they…

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 1 20

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Muddy's ultimate guide to picking up street walkers

How to get the deal that YOU can afford. From Harlem to Houston I've trolled the truck stops, the street corners, all over because somtimes the strip clubs don't work out. You need a plan b. All kinds too, trannies,…

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 4 2

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State of Strip Clubs/Tennessee

Next up the volunteer state. Rules wise it can pretty rough. My takeaways from TN... Johnson City. Mouse's Ear. Not the greatest lineup when I went. Decent two contact is available though but you gotta pony up for VIP lowest is…

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 55 5

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OMG look at the Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders for 2025

So Hawt

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 1 18

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State of Strip Clubs/South Dakota

Next up we got South Dakota. Unlike North Dakota, despite a small population has a decent amount of options throughout the state. I've only been to Scarlett O'hara's in Sioux Falls. Very low contact, decent lineup. I'm gonna try to…

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 24 6

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The gap between an LDK and FS is just not worth hundreds and hundreds of dollars

Sorry it's not. These girls are OUTTA LINE with these prices, GPS is unbound right now. Don't jerk off that week, Get a couple dances, bust in your pants that's a good orgasm, that's wow I went and got me…

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 11 28

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RICK DUGAN...IT ENDS TODAY. A FINAL DANCE OFF. SHOW YOURSELF!

We've all had enough of you Rick Dugan. It all comes down to this. Everybody, if we all band together, we can defeat this foe.

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 10 14

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Could we stop with the bickering? The fighting? Can't we all just get a long?

Enough. It's childish. It's immature. It's obnoxious. It's pugnacious. It's audacious. You know what it gets old after while. It's beneath us, we're adults.

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 1 2

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I'm finally coming out to talk about it: My time as a choir boy

It took a long time for me to face it down. To muster the courage. Back in catholic church days, things happened. I never spoke of it till now. But I just don't care anymore and here it goes... 🎵Don't let…

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 2 2

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State of Strip Clubs/South Carolina

Up next is SC. I hear a lot of east coast dancers like to travel dance down here. Myrtle Beach- Master's I really like how the club looks inside, but dances expensive and lower mileage. Lust real nice club, looks…

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 131 4

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State of Strip Clubs/Rhode Island

Next up we got the Ocean State. Small state but for strip clubs pound for pound really offers a lot. You got Rhode Island Dolls up in Woosocket. It's a nice club. Two way dances down stairs. A lot of the…

MuddyElite Reviewer12 mos ago 31 3

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State of Strip Clubs/Pennsylvania

Next up is the Quaker state. A lot of clubs. I've had some good times in PA strip clubs. There are places that will have alcohol, nudity and smoking not that I give a shit really about any of that.…

MuddyElite Reviewer12 mos ago 432 21

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State of Strip Clubs/Oregon

Next up we got the Beaver state. Population only about 4 million but a shit ton of strip clubs. Usually in most places if your in some little beat up dives your probably not gonna catch a supermodel looking chick…

MuddyElite Reviewer12 mos ago 128 15

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Small kid in a movie theater needs a booster seat

Old man with a bum leg, needs a cane. Fair enough. Paraplegic is going to be needing a wheelchair to get around. What it is. Some folks need a little bit a help, they need a handicap. Nothing wrong with it, ain't…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 3

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Has going to all these strip clubs made you lose interest in women entirely?

I don't know after dealing with all these bloodthirsty cunts I feel like I've been changing over time. I think I'm a new man now. I feel like it's time to come out the world, let them all know who…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 2 7

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I'm not tipping in extreme conditions

If a bunch of folks are at the stage making it rain, the floor is full of singles. I'm not gonna be out there throwing money into all that. At that point I'm out. They won't miss it they are…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 3 9
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