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Founder, I formally volunteer to be a moderator

Sep 1, 2025, 12:08 AM
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Muddy
vip member
USA

raises right hand

I solemnly swear to protect integrity, character and trust of the website and community at large. I believe my honor, my loyalty and above all my maturity has proven that I am fit for this task. Made for it. Built for it.

I would ofcourse need FULL autonomy to be able delete accounts at will and edit all comments. I promise, wholeheartedly that I will NOT use this power to VANQUISH MY MORTAL ENEMIES AND SILENCE ALL OPPOSITION AT EVERY TURN. No I would never do that.

comments (13)

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Muddy

Soon all you bitches will bow to me and refer to me as your SUPREME RULER AHAHAHAHAAA. And all women on the website will have to pay penance with a half assed handjob (you know, the usual) at minimum.

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ATACdawg

Muddy, you forgot to mention your boundless and famed modesty!!😁

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NotAConnoisseur

What could possibly go wrong?

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PhantomGeek

Geez, is Trump trying to take over TUSCL now?

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rickthelion

Muddy ape, you don’t have the gravitas to be a successful moderator.

You know what would help. If you were a frickin’ lion. Or at least a jaguar or bobcat. I might make a bobcat my little buddy and hang out sometime. Ya’know, show the lil’ guy some rickspect.

But showing rickspect to a damn dirty ape that isn’t a rick…uh uh. ROAR!!!

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gammanu95

^Nah, Muddy seems to have joined the democrat party here

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twentyfive

Muddy don’t pay attention to the doubters, follow your heart and dreams, wherever they might take you.

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Jascoi

I have to admit I really don't trust many moderators after having experiences on a few websites that are moderated. some good some bad especially ones that are highly opinionated.

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jaybud999

@gammanu95

Shut the fuck up, you autistic fuck clown. Go jerk off to a previous whine post aimed at 25.

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twentyfive

^

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gammanu95

Living rent-free in his head. How is that retirement following me around TUSCL all day?

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twentyfive

^ Dance monkey dance, LOL

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twentyfive

^ good troll post icee, I’ll throw an extra quarter in your coffee cu, next time I see you on the corner near the 7-11 on Fremont

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