Founder, I formally volunteer to be a moderator

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I solemnly swear to protect integrity, character and trust of the website and community at large. I believe my honor, my loyalty and above all my maturity has proven that I am fit for this task. Made for it. Built for it.

I would ofcourse need FULL autonomy to be able delete accounts at will and edit all comments. I promise, wholeheartedly that I will NOT use this power to VANQUISH MY MORTAL ENEMIES AND SILENCE ALL OPPOSITION AT EVERY TURN. No I would never do that.