I saw Georgio Armani just passed, I always liked his style so maybe in his honor maybe we can talk fashion for a bit. I ain't above it, I go in to clubs sometimes, you get a look at me and you think..."Walmart" The last time I was in a club I was wearing wrangler blue jeans, changes all the time but last time was a Jeff Gordon nascar t shirt, some type of baseball hat, socks, boxers although I do got some pretty nice white New Balance's right now. It's just comfortable and easy. And I travel I ain't lugging around a whole fucking crazy ass wardrobe. It's gotta all fit in my backpack.
But you know what maybe I should put more effort into this thing. We like to rag on Rick Dugan and yes he is my sworn mortal disco dance floor enemy but you know it takes a lot of guts to wear a white suit into Wacko's and Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow. I respect that man for trying sexy back to us customers. I feel we've given up. Most of us dress like fucking asshole schlobs.
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last commentMore Richard Gere and less Larry the Cable Guy.
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I just want to take a second to come clean. I know I act like I go into clubs dressing like Don Johnson. All cool and shit. I've been a complete and total phony and a liar when it comes to it. I have coffee stains on EVERY t shirt I've ever owned, even if it looks removed, the blue light club will say otherwise) you think I'm gonna be out there wearing white suit? Fuck outta here.
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Dress for the event. Go in a restaurant or strip club as a slob, you'll get treated as such. Save the slob code for yard work. Dress decent, you'll get better attention. If it's a dive club, eh, probably expect to dress like a thrift store?
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Being well dressed, having a nice watch and tasteful jewelry will get you better access to hot girls but also they will want to charge you more in VIP or have you order expensive drinks, etc. Choose your evil!
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I try to find a happy medium. If you go in looking like a slob, the girls won't be interested in you. If you go in dressed in a suit, the girls will think you have a lot of money and have higher expectations for a payday. At least that's my assumption.
I usually visit the clubs during the week during the day, so I'm usually already dressed business casual. Khakis and a nice shirt. It's a nice happy medium between being overdressed and underdressed.
I've also had multiple girls tell me they hate grinding on dudes who wear jeans. And also, take into account that you can't feel as much through your jeans as with khakis. Looking professional and put together is my recommendation. But hey, you are the customer, wear whatever you want within the club's rules and have fun!
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You might be a redneck if you've ever worn sunglasses on your baseball cap. Why do guys wear sunglasses on a baseball cap or just sunglasses on their heads in a club at midnight? I don't get it. Apparently this is the coolest look some of these guys can come up with because I see it all the time.
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Greg Norman brand dress slacks from Costco. Cheap, look sharp enough, and the 100% synthetic fabric is supple and thin.
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I had to dress up in a suit a couple times for something in Manhattan. I'd figured I might as well pop into a strip club. I never been hounded so hard in my life.
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My wife is married to the worst dressed person on earth. At work I will dress very well. All other times; clean slob.
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I usually like to wear a decent button up or polo to distract from the fact I have on thin sweatpants.
Ditto on the New Balances.
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If you dress like a square or a mark thats how youll be treated. Wear jewelry or an expensive watch and theyll assume its fake.
Clothes wise they judge guys the most on their shoes.
What they judge guys on the most is their hands. They show hygiene, personal care. Can allude to the type of work a guy does.
Personally I just stick to black sports wear nqnd black chucks.
Im not trying to impress girls in shein and fashionnova
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“I had to dress up in a suit a couple times for something in Manhattan.”
Juvenile court?
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Fuck how'd you know
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I dress purely for comfort. My clothes are always clean and fresh, and my personal hygiene is top notch, but I'm not dressing up even slightly if I don't absolutely have to. I also have a habit of going right after the most beautiful girl in the club, and the way I dress is rarely an issue for me...
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