I saw Georgio Armani just passed, I always liked his style so maybe in his honor maybe we can talk fashion for a bit. I ain't above it, I go in to clubs sometimes, you get a look at me and you think..."Walmart" The last time I was in a club I was wearing wrangler blue jeans, changes all the time but last time was a Jeff Gordon nascar t shirt, some type of baseball hat, socks, boxers although I do got some pretty nice white New Balance's right now. It's just comfortable and easy. And I travel I ain't lugging around a whole fucking crazy ass wardrobe. It's gotta all fit in my backpack.
But you know what maybe I should put more effort into this thing. We like to rag on Rick Dugan and yes he is my sworn mortal disco dance floor enemy but you know it takes a lot of guts to wear a white suit into Wacko's and Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow. I respect that man for trying sexy back to us customers. I feel we've given up. Most of us dress like fucking asshole schlobs.
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last commentMore Richard Gere and less Larry the Cable Guy.
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I just want to take a second to come clean. I know I act like I go into clubs dressing like Don Johnson. All cool and shit. I've been a complete and total phony and a liar when it comes to it. I have coffee stains on EVERY t shirt I've ever owned, even if it looks removed, the blue light club will say otherwise) you think I'm gonna be out there wearing white suit? Fuck outta here.
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Dress for the event. Go in a restaurant or strip club as a slob, you'll get treated as such. Save the slob code for yard work. Dress decent, you'll get better attention. If it's a dive club, eh, probably expect to dress like a thrift store?
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Being well dressed, having a nice watch and tasteful jewelry will get you better access to hot girls but also they will want to charge you more in VIP or have you order expensive drinks, etc. Choose your evil!
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I try to find a happy medium. If you go in looking like a slob, the girls won't be interested in you. If you go in dressed in a suit, the girls will think you have a lot of money and have higher expectations for a payday. At least that's my assumption.
I usually visit the clubs during the week during the day, so I'm usually already dressed business casual. Khakis and a nice shirt. It's a nice happy medium between being overdressed and underdressed.
I've also had multiple girls tell me they hate grinding on dudes who wear jeans. And also, take into account that you can't feel as much through your jeans as with khakis. Looking professional and put together is my recommendation. But hey, you are the customer, wear whatever you want within the club's rules and have fun!
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You might be a redneck if you've ever worn sunglasses on your baseball cap. Why do guys wear sunglasses on a baseball cap or just sunglasses on their heads in a club at midnight? I don't get it. Apparently this is the coolest look some of these guys can come up with because I see it all the time.
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Greg Norman brand dress slacks from Costco. Cheap, look sharp enough, and the 100% synthetic fabric is supple and thin.
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I had to dress up in a suit a couple times for something in Manhattan. I'd figured I might as well pop into a strip club. I never been hounded so hard in my life.
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My wife is married to the worst dressed person on earth. At work I will dress very well. All other times; clean slob.
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I usually like to wear a decent button up or polo to distract from the fact I have on thin sweatpants.
Ditto on the New Balances.
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If you dress like a square or a mark thats how youll be treated. Wear jewelry or an expensive watch and theyll assume its fake.
Clothes wise they judge guys the most on their shoes.
What they judge guys on the most is their hands. They show hygiene, personal care. Can allude to the type of work a guy does.
Personally I just stick to black sports wear nqnd black chucks.
Im not trying to impress girls in shein and fashionnova
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“I had to dress up in a suit a couple times for something in Manhattan.”
Juvenile court?
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Fuck how'd you know
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I dress purely for comfort. My clothes are always clean and fresh, and my personal hygiene is top notch, but I'm not dressing up even slightly if I don't absolutely have to. I also have a habit of going right after the most beautiful girl in the club, and the way I dress is rarely an issue for me...
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When it's warm I wear t-shirts, shorts, the watch that my ATF (TUSCL gridget) gave me for Christmas in 2006 and money. When it's cold I wear sweat shirts, sweat pants. the watch and money. I so quite well where I go.
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Strip clubs are rarely destination events for me, so I’m typically dressed based on whatever else I’m doing that day. Most of the time thats work attire (dress shirt, suit pants, nice shoes). But if I’m coming from the golf course it’s polo shirt and nice shorts. If I’m coming from the boat it’s the Florida man uniform (long sleeve performance tee, cargo shorts). All seem to work for me since the girls are more interested in what’s in my wallet than what I’m wearing.
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As long as you're clean, most girls don't care what you wear. If they want to think I don't have money, simply because of what I'm wearing, the joke's on them, which they will learn when they see other girls gladly taking my money.
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Apparently, I have always underestimated the difference clothes make. I was in Vegas for business meetings once. On the morning of getaway day, I decided to put on my sports jacket as I left the casino hotel for the airport, just so I didn't have to carry it. As I walked across the floor of the casino, a sexy young woman spied me and was practically knocking people over to get to me. She rushed up to me with an enthusiastic "Hello!". Sometimes I'm not very quick witted; and not having much time before my plane, I only offered a confused "Hello" back at her. We parted ways then.
I assumed she mistook me for a trick she was supposed to meet. But maybe she was just hoping to turn me into a trick. If I had been wiser, I would have missed my flight to explore her further.
But the sports jacket in a sea of casual dress is what brought her into my orbit.
Other times, a sports jacket amongst others dressed casually makes you look like a dildo. Good dildo or bad dildo. That is the question.
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I like to wear basketball shorts, no underwear. I can slide my dick out the pant leg during the barside dance. In the vip room I just pull the waistband under my balls.
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I’ve popped into a thrift store, bought a shirt +/- pants changed in the car then trash them on the way home. All for less then the price of 1 dance
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A sports jacket or suit doesnt get you positive attention though. It makes you stand out as a mark.
No amount of bling or designer shit makes you look good if youre not spending money.
Bring a small bag full of weed and money and youll be treated like a celebrity
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^ tell me you’re a broke bitch without saying you’re a broke ass bitch
LOL
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The majority of my biggest spenders did not wear suits. Only a couple of my regulars wore full suits and they weren't typically the biggest of my spenders (except for one I'll say, who was good for about $600-700 but still wasn't my biggest spender, although he paid me literally to have drinks and dinner and chat with him... he'd order us both steak dinners as we were both foodies who liked to drink dry red wine and chat. He rarely ever got dances. Most guys in expensive suits aren't that generous but can be found during day shifts at upscale clubs).
My favorite clientele (because they generally spent the most and I was also many of their types so win/win) was the following: middle aged, suburban dad types, who were dressed as if they were grabbing lunch with their in laws or something. You want to look casual, relaxed, but looking like some effort and thought was put in and of course not looking cheap.
Although I had one big spender who looked like a bum. I didn't even want to talk to him, but it was really slow and he was the only guy by himself so I introduced myself. He was wearing a baggy t shirt and baggy jeans with paint all over them and his hair was messy and sounded like a stereotypical southern hick. Turns out he was in town on business for a few months working on a construction project he was heading. Within a minute of chatting he asked for dances. We spent the rest of my shift alternating between dancing and sitting around chatting/drinking. Made over $900 from him that night, including drinks and whatnot he spent well over 1K. He came back regularly and spend lots of $ on me while he was there on business. And to think if the club hadn't been so dead I might not have even approached him. But, he was an outlier.
So yeah in general, nicely put together casual suburban dad attire was my go-to for customers I'd approach first, from a dancer's perspective. Plus you never know what drunk stripper might spill something on you or whatever. I don't think it's worth it, you can look just fine in a sweater or button up or whatever.
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"I had to dress up in a suit a couple times for something in Manhattan. I'd figured I might as well pop into a strip club. I never been hounded so hard in my life."
Yeah this is true especially for big city and general upscale clubs during the day shift because guys will come in from work. I worked mostly nights but there was one club that had a really good day shift so I'd work there a couple days a week and he always came in during the last couple hours of my shift. It would always make my day.
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See. It makes them marks 😭
If you want a dancers attention talk to her. Its easy
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@pussylicker2 thats hilarious…
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@icey they dont judge guys the most on their shoes Thats absolute nonsense. A lot of times in the club lighting you literally cant even see what shoes the guy is wearing unless they are white sneakers that pop out in the dark club lighting. Do you really think they will be impressed by guys wearing $100 nikes that even guys in the hood wear. I really doubt it.
And ive worn a nice watch to clubs several times, not only did nobody think it was fake they thought i spent a lot more on it than i actually did. Those were girls i had spent money on before though, so they knew i had a bit to spend, but regardless i dont follow your logic. If they see you spending some money and you have a nice watch theyll think its real, if your super stingy, not even willing to buy dances and just trying to get her to meet OTC right away, then she may assume its a fake watch.
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@icey the small bag of weed only helps with the weed heads. Or girls who like drug dealers and think you are a dealer. But to be fair a lot of these younger chicas are into weed nowadays
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@chunkychicano Yeah kinda funny to assume having weed is a big deal... in Nevada... where any adult can get weed delivered 24 hours a day
To be honest I think being a fat bald wannabe pimp would make you way more of a mark to the dancers willing to play into your delusions 🤣🤣🤣
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@PAWG_Patrol 😆 🤣 well technically he wouldnt be bald since there is a thin sliver of ponytail coming from the crown of the head… in the VIP he can jump and play horsie. Ask dancers to tie his ponytail around him
It doesnt even make any sense. If someone happens to be overweight or bald.. why make things tougher and wear alien eye sunglasses indoors. Or be bald but with super long thin sliver ponytail in the back. He probably wants bouncers to yank on it. Likes having it pulled in the bedroom
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Offering a hit on a cannabis vape can be a nice ice breaker
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Manuellabore exactly. It breaks the ice and helps hond on a human level. Plus at least here. Its rare to find a girl who doesnt smoke weed.
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Anyways if youre trying to really connect with girls in a club the last thing you want to do is come off as a square.
A dancer youre paying complimenting your clothes or watch or whatever and believing it is like bragging about your mom telling you you're special
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When I first starting going to clubs, I had a dancer tell me how to dress to have a good club experience. Now its always shorts (cotton, modal, spandex blend) and a plain T-shirt; always black. Current pair of shorts have a onn-button fly. Shoes and socks are dark as well. In the club I always go commando.
Dancers often comment they like how soft the material is so I guess that's a win. Of course keeping your clothing and yourself clean helps as dancers definitely notice. Even keeping a travel-size spray deodorant can go a long way.
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@icey its all relative. If your wearing a watch or clothes that get you compliments online or out on the street. And a dancer compliments them, then obviously it could be genuine. A 10k+ watch is obviously impressive to almost anyone out there.
If your wearing a cheap $100 watch, $100 sneakers etc. then the compliments wont be genuine. Its crazy you talk about them judging shoes when every guy out there is wearing the nike sneakers and theyre not expensive.
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I don't think clothes matter as much as your demeanor and what level of mark your face gives. I have gone in a graphic t shirt and shorts and gotten the same attention as when going in nicer clothing after a night out. I think I give a simp vibe though, lol
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I dress really nice for work. Well made button ups, tailored slacks, nice shoes (I'm a sucker for a good pair of Dolce's). BUT I almost never wear that to the club. Before I hit a club, I throw on shorts or sweats, a t-shirt and a hoodie. If I'm coming from home, I will make sure to wear an everyday driver watch instead of one of my nicer ones. I even put on cheaper glasses. I drive my truck there instead of my sedan.
Why? Because I've discovered that the treatment I get is absolutely identical, except for the prices. I treat strip clubs the way Bill Cosby treated car dealerships in the Cosby show. I even keep the cash I want seen in one clip and the cash I actually have in another.
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My guess is that someone who uses the phrase "come off as a square" hasn't learned anything since reading a book about the 60s? Use the term "square" with a female under 60 and she will know that she is talking to one fucked up loser.
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Right. Its not about what you wear. As long as your clothes are clean. Fit well. The way you carry yourself will get you further than material shit
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With any kind of women.
In the club though as a customer its about the money you spend. That makes them forgive a lot
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^^^ @Icey let's not forget about the coke you provide. If she's a junkie coke whore and you provide it for her. she will forgive you a lot - despite you being very controlling and obsessive. 🤣🤭🤡
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I have worn a suit and tie for work approximately nine thousand days in my life. Not a chance in hell I will ever get dressed above slob level for a strip club.
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I wear what I would to go to a beer garden or other casual social event. I don't dress urban professional. However, I don't want to look like a finance bro.
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