Next up we got the Lone Star State. The state with most listing so it's a lot. For me Texas is where I got into strip clubs in the first place, All the CF's, and the ATF is here, pretty much most of my best times mongering. I don't want to get to deep into each city, otherwise I'll be writing for days.
Amarillo- 3 clubs, in my opinion nothing that good. Bomb city is probably the upscale party spot. Dollhouse is the more normal club. Players is a small cuban heavy joint.
Lubbock- AngelWitch two level club, affordable dances, just average at best lineup. Looks like they opened up a PT's, must be real new, haven't been yet.
Odessa/Midland- Rick's is probably the best of the bunch by default. The other two are no english cuban spots. Nothing good in my opinion and expensive.
El Paso- Red Parrot is where I got into strip clubs, used to be an amazing, they clamped down last I went but maybe they lightened up since. Used to be extras were basically out in the open with some pretty girls working there, a lot of great times. Dreams last I went was dead, that Texas 21 law was really gonna hurt this spot, you had a lot of teenage dancers here, but was the top club popularity wise for a long time, had the best talent overall, biggest lineups seems like it's down based on reviews. Montana Hideaway is kind of the last of the old school dives still standing, high mileage, talent lesser. Buck's has been through several iterations, Tequila Sunrise, Xscape, now it's Buck's is the high flying go to club in town. I don't think it's high mileage though but I think probably the best lineup now. Chicas Locas used to be Jaguars, the hood rat 2amer spot, I haven't been to this one yet since it opened. The past 10 years El Paso lost about half it's strip clubs.
Abilene- Cloud 9 is the dive. I think high mileage but you probably don't want it. Baby Dolls was just redone, it's pretty nice club very cuban heavy. And Dixie Rose, decent two way at best probably reccomend that spot, really embraces the Texas cowboy thing, not enough places do that IMO.
Wichita Falls- The dive with lesser talent is Bombshells. The nicer club is Maximus, two touch at best at Maximus.
San Antonio- I haven't been to San Antonio strip clubs in a while so sorry if this is dated. San Antonio Men's club was the best spot. Good talent and high mileage, I know it's undergone some changes but I hope that's still the case. Perfect 10 is another solid option, nicespice's old haunt. The upscale club in town is probably The Palace. Tiffany's has cheap dances $10 a song last I was there. Sugar's is a big 2amer ghetto bullshit spot. Jaguars used to be Rick's that was like a younger crowd with big groups. And Diamonds used to be another name. I haven't been to whatever is left looks like Capisce and Club Eden.
Austin- Pound for pound probably some of the best talent in America for the size of the city. BTW when I drive by I can't believe how much the skyline has changed in just a few years, it's really amazing. Best talent is easily at Yellow Rose, Red Rose and Palazio. A lot fake of stuff at these places though. And very expensive, the VIP's are insane. Diabla's, Diva's, XTC are big cuban spots. Bare Cabaret is kind of make it rain party spot. And Maxiumus I haven't been under that name but used to be the landing strip and was pretty slow every time I've been. Perfect 10 highland is another one that has been slow, there's nobody in there.
And the up near round rock you got three clubs, Rick's super nice club, definitely the nicest Rick's I've seen mostly cuban but not all. Foxy's mostly cuban. And the Perfect 10 highland probably the best lineup in Round Rock. I feel like it's more value up here than trying to fun at Yellow Rose, Red Rose and Palazio down in Austin.
Kileen. The Dollhouse, most normal club I guess, affordable dances but the guy starts hooting and hollering at you if you touch. Naked City, it was $28 cover for a dead club, I walked right out, I ain't paying that.
DFW- One of the better strip club cities in America. It's a lot to go through by my favorite spots are The Lodge, Baby Dolls Dallas, Bucks Fort Worth, Buck's Dallas, Buck's Wild, Rick's Dallas, Rick's Fort Worth. A lot of these clubs have high mileage available. There's a lot of nice upscale clubs in Dallas, they really build these palace's for strip clubs, it's a stark contrast to hopping around Jersey Go Go bar scene.
Houston- Another one of the better strip club cities. A lot of clubs I still haven't been to all of them, but if it's another cuban dive high mileage, I feel like I know what it is without having to check all of them out. Many clubs can be pretty anything goes. Historically Houston Men's club has had the best talent, I went recently though not what it used to be, maybe it's just a lull though. Other options people like St James, Treasures, the Ritz, HeartBreakers. You got Splendor, Cover Girls, Buck's Wild and The Colorado, and The Vault (used to Vivid, haven't been since name change) are nice spots, not dives.
Beaumont- Just one club with Temptations, pretty slow. Just go to Houston.
Out near Tyler/Longview is Jaguars and JJ's. Jaguars cuban heavy talent not that great and JJ's is just some dive bar with some strippers.
Corpus Christi- Been to Cheetah and then Palace. Solid two way touch for $20 a song at both spots.
There's a club out in Victoria I haven't been to yet. And there's a spot in San Angelo they tried to charge me $20 cover with ONE dancer, I walked out, not doing it.
My blind spot is the Rio Grande Valley, I never been down there. If I had to guess it's probably 100% latinas at the sc's.
Y'all gotta any Texas stories to share out there. It's a fucking big ass state.
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last commentGood report. I can't speak to every city in Texas but I think Dallas is really underrated. The clubs are great with a lot of different options that are unique with their own vibes. Baby Dolls is your basic South Central strip club, The Lodge high end or your basic run of the mill Spearmint Rhinos or other chains.
I haven't been in a while but the Houston clubs were a bit rough for my tastes. San Antonio had some spots but they're a bit small with not that much talent working. Austin is cool too but it seemed a little slow back in '18.
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Never been to a club in Texas, but once met a dancer from Texas who was working at RI Dolls. Said she was in the area for a wedding and was working at the club a couple of times before returning to Texas.
She had it all - looks, personality, talent and enthusiastically shared her assets. She mentioned she worked at Yellow Rose. That's one club I would definitely check out if I were in Austin.
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Almost all my reports are in Texas. The Rio Grande valley is very underrated. Great quality, prices and mileage. Houston is probably the most underrated big city in the country with many options. Baby dolls keeps dallas the the top of the state alone. San Antonio is the worst due to local laws not allowing top less and dictating what girls can wear for bottoms. Sugars tends to be only redeeming SA club
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I don't know about the strip clubs in Texas as I haven't been in probably 10+ years, but I do know when I find a stripper here in south Florida who says she's from Texas, my expectations plummet. It's not so bad that I just stop talking to them, but nearly every time they are massive disappointments. They're often super personable out front, fun to have a drink and shoot the shit with for a bit. But when it comes time to dance or do a room, they're either super uptight or complete dead fish.
I'd say it was just bad luck, but it's happened too many times to just be luck.
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Thanks for this. Dallas is going strong. A decent amount of new talent at the top clubs (Baby Dolls, The Lodge, The Men’s Club Dallas, Spearmint Rhino Dallas). Wouldn’t hurt to have more new hot talent though!
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Texas has the largest number of strip clubs and the best strip club in America (Baby Dolls Dallas)!
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10 years ago, I thought San Antonio and Houston were the best, value and looks. Since then, I think Dallas and Austin. Overall, though, looks have dropped, unless you're going to the Mens Club. To be fair, I think it's like Chicago, where I have to be around more often and catch the right girls at the right time. What makes a top tier club city (or even just the club itself) is that high quality girls with high quality services are readily available. That's why Texas clubs will be below Pompano, Detroit, and Phoenix to name a few.
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The amount of depth that Dallas has when it comes to strip clubs is unmatched.
No other city has that many good, high end, large strip clubs. And then you add in the fact that we have the best strip club in the country, (Baby Dolls Dallas), and all that Dallas as a city has to offer, this city is truly unmatched.
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