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State of Strip Clubs/Pennsylvania

Next up is the Quaker state. A lot of clubs. I've had some good times in PA strip clubs. There are places that will have alcohol, nudity and smoking not that I give a shit really about any of that.…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 657 21

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State of Strip Clubs/Oregon

Next up we got the Beaver state. Population only about 4 million but a shit ton of strip clubs. Usually in most places if your in some little beat up dives your probably not gonna catch a supermodel looking chick…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 227 12

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Small kid in a movie theater needs a booster seat

Old man with a bum leg, needs a cane. Fair enough. Paraplegic is going to be needing a wheelchair to get around. What it is. Some folks need a little bit a help, they need a handicap. Nothing wrong with it, ain't…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 6

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Has going to all these strip clubs made you lose interest in women entirely?

I don't know after dealing with all these bloodthirsty cunts I feel like I've been changing over time. I think I'm a new man now. I feel like it's time to come out the world, let them all know who…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 7 7

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I'm not tipping in extreme conditions

If a bunch of folks are at the stage making it rain, the floor is full of singles. I'm not gonna be out there throwing money into all that. At that point I'm out. They won't miss it they are…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 11 9

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State of Strip Clubs/Oklahoma

Sooner the better for the Sooner state. My experiences were... Stillwater- Cowboy Caberet. New club, just there recently. Talent sucks, prices suck, the whole place sucks. Lawton- DragonWest. Your probably not gonna like the girls. Oklahoma City- The late night crazy…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 230

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State of Strip Clubs/Ohio

Next up we got the Buckeye state. There's lot strip clubs. Toledo- Peppermint Hippo and Bucks. I heard they redid them recently. Nothing can't miss there especially since Detroit is like a half hour away but it's maybe better now. The…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 233 13

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A message to Ghislane Maxwell...

I'm gonna give it to you now and I'm gonna give it to your straight. Because quite frankly, I've had enough: YOU Ghis in YOUR lane and I'll Ghis in MINE. Do not get it my leg, do not get…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 4

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Muddy's Ultimate Guide to Mongering in the Hood

There are some rough neighborhoods, some bad mofo's and we are in some dangerous times. Well this is guide is on how to enter the danger zone and still come out in one piece. Me myself, I'm one the baddest…

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State of Strip Clubs/North Dakota

Not too much here in North Dakota. Only one club left, Northern Gentleman's club in Fargo. I went not too long ago. A good amount of eastern euros, yes even way out there but dances were like $60 bucks with…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 22 4

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State of Strip Clubs/North Carolina

Next up we got the tar heel state. I've had rough time trying to have fun NC but there are a lot of options. Asheville- Treasure club, juices old club, kinda pricey decent talent, no crazy mileage. Hickory- A couple clubs, treasure…

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Chicks that won't shut up with the dirty talk

Recently I was trolling the street corners for some cheap pussy. Found a chick, old school, disco chick, Afro, bell bottoms, the whole thing. Up there in years but fast, easy and on a discount. It's how I like it…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 20 5

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State of Strip Clubs/New York

Next up we got the Empire State. There's a lot here so let's try to break it down. Buffalo- I think most clubs ain't worth a damn in this city go across the border for amazing times. The "upscale" clubs are…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 467 13

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State of Strip Clubs/New Mexico

Next up is the Land of Enchantment. I haven't been to a New Mexican sc in a while now but I'll try to remember. There's not a lot. Right outside Artesia you got 285 show club. Not a whole lot going…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 35 1

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State of Strip Clubs/New Jersey

Next up we got Jersey. It's tougher to break down, there's not really any major cities in the state it's mostly the suburbs of NYC and Philly. A lot of great mileage to be had, I think the trick is…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 376 18

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State of Strip Clubs/New Hampshire

Today we got the Granite State. Not a whole lot here should be a quick one. There is Millenium Cabaret in Bedford when I went it was pretty slow but seems to be a pretty popular spot for New Englanders…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 44 5

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State of Strip Clubs/Nevada

Up next we got Nevada. I say it as NeVAHda but I think you're supposed to say NeVATa. Shit idk. Reno- Men's club best looking girls in town. Then Wild Orchid. Peppermint hippo is newer, dead when I went. And…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 55 19

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State of Strip Clubs/Nebraska

Alright let's see what the cornhuskers are up to. Omaha-Warren Buffet's neighborhood, on this side of the border we got American Dream which is a dive with lame talent, Club 180 which is a wannabe hip hop club in Omaha…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 21 2

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State of Strip Clubs/Montana

Next up is Big Sky Country. Not a lot of clubs in the state. I believe only 3. Looks like SageBrush Sam's in Butte closed. Billings. The only spot is Planet Lockwood Casino. Various slot machines in the club. Alright lineup,…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 49 4

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State of Strip Clubs/Missouri

We got the show me state up next. Missouri has some places that can be really restrictive but some have been alright to me. In St. Louis there is one club Rhonda's place, not a good spot, only a watch…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 150 5

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State of Strip Clubs/Mississippi

Now we got Mississippi. Not a ton of clubs in this state at all. I've been to Babe's in Jackson, $30 dances, alright two way, alright lineup and Pony in Starkville same thing just dances $35. I don't think extras…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 21 6

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State of Strip Clubs/Minnesota

Next up is the North Star state. Mostly it's Minnepolis but there's some stuff out in the hinterlands. Aragon Bar in Albert Lea dive with 20 buck dances. Clean club. Weak lineup Mettlers in Mankato. Nice bar place dances all out…

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State of Strip Clubs/Michigan

Now we got the Wolverine state. As far as strip clubs if your looking at the mitten you probably want to shoot for the bottom of the thumb. Real quick rundown there's a lot cities with like a couple clubs. Muskegon-Two…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 192 6

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State of Strip Clubs/Massachusetts

Next up we got the Bay State. -Western Mass around Springfield lost a few spots in recent years, Magic Lantern, Centerstage, Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras had some hot girls working there, but if you went in the wrong side you…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 89 13

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State of Strip Clubs/Maryland

Next up the Free State. For the most part just the Baltimore metro and the Maryland side of the DC suburbs. For the suburban DC clubs I believe most are urban clubs IIRC haven't hit those yet. And then Baltimore. I think…

MuddyElite Reviewer1 yr ago 30 5
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