Next up we got the mountain state. For a small population there's actually a lot of strip clubs. And most dancers are white, hasn't seen the cuban invasion into WV and not many black dancers that I can recall seeing except for in the eastern panhandle clsoer to DC and one black club D'sires in Weirton. I think one guy owns the southern Xposure chain down in WV and a couple others but all the clubs he owns throughout the state are expensive and low mileage. I hate all of them. I don't think your gonna see super models at any of these clubs it's mostly just local yokel neighborhood white chicks.
Huntington. a couple clubs Obsessions and Southern Xposure expensive and low contact
Charleston. Largest city in WV, one club. Elite not worth it, expensive low contact.
Beckley. Get watched during lap dances. Literally the guy is in a chair in the room with you. So gay. I only did it because I thought the girl was hot. Touch only up top is allowed.
Princeton/Bluefield. Southern part of the state with Southern Cabaret and Southern Xposure. Same stuff, low mileage, low ROI.
Mathias. Paradise City. Sort off I-81. Small club, small lineup. Nothing crazy allowed but two way is possible. No phones in the club though.
Martinsburg. This where all the DC guys like to go to get the fuck outta DC. Elysium nd Golden Horeshoe are redneck dives. Lust is the big party club. You gotta buy block of time for dances but decent mileage possible.
Parkersburg. VIP club. Low mileage spot.
Clarksburg. Cox's cabaret. Nice club but again low mileage, one way.
Morgantown going north in the state it's starts to get better. There's a southern Xposure which is an expensive low contact spot. But then you have Fine Diamonds which is an anything goes type joint.
Wheeling. You got Godfather's and Godfather's 3. Godfather's on wheeling island has a bigger lineup. Godfather's 3 downtown might be dead, last I went it was just me and one dancer on a friday night. Ok contact. Jill's out in Triadelphia, truck stop club, decent contact available.
Moundsville. Godfather's 2. One way contact only, sort of dive bar.
Weirton. It's like a black dive bar. Only one in WV.
New Cumberland. All the way at the northern tip of the state is Fantasy. All out, anything goes type spot.
Avoid the corporate clubs, mileage go for Fantasy and Fine Diamonds. Anything to say about West Virginia out there.
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last commentBTW I do stop at Tudor's Biscuit world driving around WV for a Biscuit BEC sandwhich with gravy. That I recommend.
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Did you eat some pepperoni rolls?
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@shai you already know. Couple places I hit for that was Tomaros in Clarksburg and Pepporini Grill in Charleston.
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I like Golden Horseshoe in Ranson. You can gamble and grab dinner at Hollywood Casino. (Not even 2 miles away!) Then go see a bunch of thick white milfs, goths in their 20s, and even a few latinas. Sometimes nearly 30 dancers on the weekends.
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Probably one of my craziest strip club stories that nobody will believe happened in West Virginia.
I was at the Mountaineer Racetrack and Casino. This place was a big deal at that time because between Cleveland and Pittsburgh this was one of the few places that had table games. It was packed on a Friday night.
I had booked a room at the Casino hoping to play poker, but their poker room had been delayed opening and wasn't open yet. This is when the poker room was in a separate building than the casino. Since I don't play table games, and there were two strip clubs close by, and I'm a member on TUSCL you know what I did next. According to the raviews here one club was good and one was bad. I went to the good one, but I walked. There was a heavy police presence in this area, (picking off drunks leaving the casino and the two strip clubs nearby) and I wasn't going to chance it because I wanted to drink. This casino is out in the middle of nowhere, no hotel shuttle, no cabs available, and Uber wasn't a thing yet. I thought it was about 500 yards, and it was more like a mile. I did it in loafers on a humid night in June. I was embarrassingly sweaty and halfway covered in bugs by the time I go into the club but cleaned up well enough the restroom.
Considering how crowded the casino was, the club was dead because people there were more interested in gambling than strip clubbing. I achieved my goal of drinking, bonded with a very attractive stripper (surprised of the talent level at this club) and did a VIP where restrictions were thrown out the window.
Afterwards we're sitting having a drink and she abruptly says she has to leave because she just got a call and her child is sick. She takes me over to another stripper and introduces me and says we will get along great, kisses me on the cheek and leaves. Her friend was equally attractive and after a bit tells me we need to go to VIP because there's this guy that won't leave her alone inside the club and he can't bother her in VIP.
I'm drunk and I assumed this was a story to sell a VIP but I didn't care and went along. This VIP got out of hand as well (I'm shocked at this point), afterwards we have a drink, at this point the club closes down (it's around 3AM) and she has her friends drop me off back at my hotel, and she ends up spending the night as well.
I drop her off the following morning, never have entered that club again. Never saw either girl again. I knew that was likely a once in a lifetime experience at that club. As good of a time I had, I'm not doing that walk again.
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