Hey guys I'm in Memphis right now and instead of writing reviews I thought I'd just do a live blog, something different you know so we can together explore the Memphis scene. Anyway let's dive in, I'm walking down Beal right now, here we go
I'm walking in Memphis Was walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale Walking in Memphis
Now I'm getting followed in Memphis 👀
Now I'm getting robbed in Memphis 🔫
Now I'm getting shot in Memphis
Oh God I've been shot....Good lord somebody call 911
Now I'm fucking dead in Memphis
Fat black church ladies, take it from here...
🎶Walking-in-Memphis🎶
I don't know if you're really there, but Memphis is a real shithole.
I got my first lap dance in Memphis I got my first blow job in Memphis I got my first OTC in Memphis I got my first vice raid in Memphis I got my first 3 some in Memphis
Now it's dead.
Man you asking for it majority of the hookers are black who of course has black pimps. They rob and car jack clients go at your risk
This guy Muddy is a Fucking Legend!
I prefer Memphis to New Orleans, but the street grifters in Memphis are persistent and have too much stamina.
Muddy: It’s required of one named Muddy to make Memphis march to your beat! Reverend Green will do your eulogy, if you do not prevail!
So you got that going for you!
Only went once but the purple church used to be crazy. There was a time it was great. Of course back in the day I heard Nashville had options too but that seems crazy now.
I heard Mick met a cum-soaked barroom queen in Memphis. Sounds like a fun, if somewhat sketchy, place. Perfect for the Mudman to conduct some in-depth research.
We will eagerly await your report from the field... 😏
Was Mud Island named after Muddy?
Muddy is there for the Mud Island revitalization project! It was a thing in the post “leisure suite era”, but it’s fallen in disrepair in recent times.
