Next up is the Old Dominion. Probably known as on of the worst states for the hobby but some contact is allowed in places. It can expensive and it's limited. Also I believe pasties are statewide.
Alexandria. In the VA side of the DC suburbs you got Crystal City, next to a 7/11. A lot of the DC guys like this place a lot, nice dayshit, touching is allowed, not too pricey. And then you got Papermoon in Springfield, girls are alright but the to get any sort of decent contact you got to go to a super expensive VIP.
Richmond. Downtown you got club rouge, pretty slow when I went and to ask about anything they want you to go to management for the whole spiel. Richard Rendevouz, it's more veteran girls, more rock and roll club if you like that vibe. Papermoon in Scott's Addition, same as the one up in Springfield, you want any sort of contact go to an overpriced VIP for it. Pure Pleasure a little more chunkier girls but still expensive. The Papermoon in Midlothian you get decent contact for I think it was $120 for 3 vip, that's about the best fun I can say I had in the state Virginia for strip clubs.
Virginia Beach. There's a bunch. I haven't been to the ones up near Newport News over the bridge. A couple of the headlights can have decent talent specifically the one in Chesapeake. The headlights is you touch top but not below waist at $40 a song. JB's is a dive bar, 2 way touch but $40 dances. Minx is decent but limited 2 way and $35 a song. Decent lineup. Probably the best option in Virginia Beach. Mermaids, watch but no lap dances offered. Overall the best you can hope for is an expensive dance and touch boobs a little bit, that's mainly what your looking at.
That's pretty much it, there was a club Roanoke that closed. '
Any Virginia adventures out there to share
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last commentKind of surprised that SE Virginia doesn’t have better strip clubs considering the amount of active duty military in the area.
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Ah, yes. The commonwealth of Virginia. Where pasties are required and liquor is banned in SCs statewide. That alone should tell you fun is limited here. Only positive is the variety of dancers (Asian/latinas/some Eastern European).
I'm usually in the NOVA area more so than Richmond and VA Beach. Up there you have Papermoon smack dab in the middle of a suburban strip mall. There are the standard LDs directly in front of an apathetic bouncer. There's a dress on/dress off price. Of course it's more for dress off. You're allowed to touch and a lot of dancers will specifically aim to make you LDK here. Then there's "VIP" which is just behind a room divider. $400+ and maybe the pasties come off. Best case scenario you get a handy. But they banned sweatpants and I've been turned away at the door for wearing them, so fuck that place.
Then there's CCR in Arlington right across the bridge from DC. It feels more like a local restaurant than a club. But compared to other SCs in the area that try to be luxury night clubs, I appreciate its more down to earth vibe/prices. LD rooms only have curtains so not much privacy. I'd say about 50/50 chance of an air dance here. One Thai dancer guaranteed a good grind but charged double for it. Hmm. Oddly, one of the last places in VA to have a smoking/non-smoking section.
You can go to DC for full nudity/full bar but you'll only find more air dances for more money there. I always opt to trek out to West Virginia. Full nudity/full bar/good contact/better pricing/smoking allowed.
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I REALLY miss 1320 II, a really inexpensive club with some truly hot girls, pasties that barely qualified as coverage and even the occasional pussy view in the dance area.
No bouncers, inexpensive drinks and darned good food. Died when the strip mall didn't renew their lease🫤
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There is good guys in dc which has the same pricing structure as papermoon and supposedly at least some chicas who will perform lapdances like at papermoon
As far as papermoon you can touch the pussy even in the standard $150 dances depending on the dancer. And some dancers will give you a handy even in that $150’dance though youll probably need two of those dances so by that point your already at $300
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CCR some girls may want an extra 30% or 50% tip to dance which is still a good deal considering its $60 for 10 minutes so with the tip youd be at $80 or $90 for 10 minutes… which is $30 a song roughly
But double is a bit too much. $120 for 10 minutes is high
@pawg_patrol theres definitely some thiccies at CCR sometimes
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Virginia sucks for clubs. The best ones closed. 1720 in DC long defunct. There was another small one in a strip mall on Wilson in Rosslyn that also closed 20ish years ago. Your best bet is to go to Baltimore or Lust in WV. And those aren't much better. I'm desperate enough to consider a 4 hour drive to Philly.
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Virginia is four hours from Philly?
Holy cow, cities in the Eastern part of the country really are super close to each other.
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^ Not even 4 hours. 4 hours from Richmond maybe. 2.5 hours from the north VA suburbs.
If you drive up 95 from DC, you pretty much hit a new major city like every hour or so until you reach Boston. DC->Baltimore->Wilmington->Philly, etc... you'd pass through zero rural areas, it's all city. They call it a "megapolis".
In respect to this thread Virginia sucks for clubs. F-tier, without question.
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Yikes
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I’d move out of there ASAP! That’s just me though, do what you want lol
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Also, @Muddy you touched on VA Beach but did not mention other clubs in the Hampton Roads area. I unironically think the best clubs in the state are in the Portsmith area. There's a strip of the GW Hwy with 3-4 clubs on it, Country Go-Go, Hot Seat, one or two others.
Those clubs are probably the best mileage in the state. No ITC extras, but LDK is expected at these venues, so better mileage than the Paper Moons IMHO. The Portsmith clubs are divey, expensive and feature very marginal talent. I would not recommend any of these clubs, just saying, they are probably the best of the commonwealth has to offer.
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Muddy have a drink or 7 for us today!
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As Frankcastle correctly said, the solution to all this bad Mid-Atlantic MD/DC/VA crap -- unless you're willing to consider international travel, and want to stay local here on the East Coast -- is PA/NJ. In Philly you can touch all you want, the prices are cheap ($20), and clubs like Cheerleaders are mainstream (non-ghetto). It's the closest equivalent to Canada. Philly is great and NJ a little worse but still head and shoulders above anything in the DMV.
For awareness, although D.C. has lap dances now (e.g. at Good Guys), if you want to touch breasts the dancers have to wear pasties now. If you don't touch they take them off, but if you want to touch they put them on. That's because of a D.C. law that prohibits any contact with undressed dancers. (Of course, this is on top of the already insane lap dance prices in D.C., $200+, and IF you are allowed to touch at all, which isn't a sure thing at all here.)
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