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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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Who was the best James Bond?

I think they are trying to figure out who the next one is gonna be. But looking back I mean when you think of James Bond who is that guy to you. Is it blasphemy for me to say Daniel…

MuddyElite Reviewer8 mos ago 9 27

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Reminscing about my Jersey days

I was recently think back to the good old times in New Jersey. Not the Casinos or the beach or the boardwalk, no I'm talking about bath houses... *starts singing like he's taking a shit* I had a friend, was a bath…

MuddyElite Reviewer8 mos ago 3 1

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Parking and Strip Clubs

Parking is a big deal with these strip clubs sometimes. Where the hell am I leaving my car. All kinds of nonsense that can come with that. You got any parking stories out there? Any drama you've come across?

MuddyElite Reviewer8 mos ago 32 19

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Have you ever heard of a girl working in a brothel refuse a john outright?

I mean have you seen some of these guys walking around? Have you ever heard of situation maybe in FKK or something like that where the girl said no way Jose. I mean everyone has to have a red line…

MuddyElite Reviewer9 mos ago 3 5

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Coming clean: I stalked a stripper for the first time.

A dancer I was really into at the club. She kinda looked Mellisa Ethridge....but hotter and not a dike. She didn't want to dances, she didn't want to do VIP. Rejected my advances time and again. Got her phone number…

MuddyElite Reviewer9 mos ago 5 5

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If you could start over in life, where would you head to?

Say you got nothing tying you down, family commitments, job, whatever, your free as a bird. Money you make it a factor or not. Where would you set up shop? What part of the country would be in? Or hell…

MuddyElite Reviewer9 mos ago 5 26

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Do we sometimes forget to factor in travel costs?

You know I was thinking about it, you know all the times we reccomend somebody spending in the night Cincinnati or Chicago, "Na man, fuck that drive to Detroit" or folks headed on 1K, 2k, 3K flights around the world…

MuddyElite Reviewer9 mos ago 4 10

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What movie have you seen the most times?

Not necessarily your favorite but what one have you seen the most. I don't really watch movies or TVs much for some years now but sometimes your stuck on a plane and don't want to splurge 40 bucks for internet. I…

MuddyElite Reviewer9 mos ago 1 32

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South Africa

any word on what mongering is like in South Africa. Even if you just heard it through the grapevine on here. The conversion seems to be really good.

MuddyElite Reviewer9 mos ago 1 5

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Bringing on new members

I mean is it time we start spreading the tuscl gospel a bit. Recruiting new folks. I'm not saying going full on door to door but maybe going more church of latter day saints than fight club. Basically almost all…

MuddyElite Reviewer9 mos ago 9 23

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Imagine how AMAZING strip clubs would be if the girls actually looked like...

they do in the in the promo shots for the club. What a bait and switch that shit is.

MuddyElite Reviewer9 mos ago 7 12

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When Cuban girls can't stop calling you Papi

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H0c0yklKydA&pp=ygURRG9udCBjYWxsIG1lIHBhcGk%3D

MuddyElite Reviewer10 mos ago 3 3

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Romanian Whores

No matter where you go in Europe in these brothels is everyone just pretty much banging Romanian girls? Any natives in the brothels? I guess they're like the cubans of Europe.

MuddyElite Reviewer10 mos ago 5 11

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How many people do you think read the board but don't post?

I notice if you post something that is right up someone's alley, despite not hearing from them for months or years, you might see them chime in less than 2 seconds. What it is that? But what about those who…

MuddyElite Reviewer10 mos ago 4 35

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I just feel more at home in a strip club

It's just welcoming to me. Maybe it's phony welcoming but so am I. Other nightlife options Nightclub- I haven't done that night at the Roxbury stuff in a longtime now. I'm just not into dancing the night away. There will…

MuddyElite Reviewer10 mos ago 2 7

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I've done the math. For about every 10 whores Jackslash bangs in Thailand....

I get about one "you better keep your hands at your side motherfucker" lap dance here in the states. Walk away from the scam America, walk away from the scam.

MuddyElite Reviewer10 mos ago 3 5

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State of Strip Clubs/Wyoming

Finally we have the cowboy state. Smallest population in a big state. Not too many strip clubs but a few. Cheyenne. It's right over the Colorado border you have the Green Door which is a low mileage dive with some character.…

MuddyElite Reviewer10 mos ago 17 3

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State of Strip Clubs/Wisconsin

Next up is the Badger State. Wisconsin I feel is one of the overlooked shitty mongering states. A lot rough times IME. There's a ton of clubs in Wisconsin, like way out in the boonies too, I'll never hit them…

MuddyElite Reviewer10 mos ago 50 6

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Good old school concerts to watch

I saw Rick Davies from Supertramp left us this past week. They had a show they filmed in Paris back '79. Fucking amazing. Highly recommend. Great film quality. Yall got any recs out there? that's how you find you new stuff…

MuddyElite Reviewer10 mos ago 1 10

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Have you ever had a extras dancer go clean on you?

Anyway this one CF I have. It's just not the same anymore. Certain privelages have been revoked. And I just got a lot of emotion about it right now to get off my chest and hopefully if she'll let me…

MuddyElite Reviewer10 mos ago 2 12

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State of Strip Clubs/West Virginia

Next up we got the mountain state. For a small population there's actually a lot of strip clubs. And most dancers are white, hasn't seen the cuban invasion into WV and not many black dancers that I can recall seeing…

MuddyElite Reviewer10 mos ago 132 7

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State of Strip Clubs/Washington

Next up is the Evergreen state. This place is an amazing state nature wise but the darkness wears on me even after a few days. Washington doesn't have that many clubs especially in comparison with Oregon to the south, a…

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 32 2

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State of Strip Clubs/Virginia

Next up is the Old Dominion. Probably known as on of the worst states for the hobby but some contact is allowed in places. It can expensive and it's limited. Also I believe pasties are statewide. Alexandria. In the VA…

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 147 13

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Customers and how they dress

I saw Georgio Armani just passed, I always liked his style so maybe in his honor maybe we can talk fashion for a bit. I ain't above it, I go in to clubs sometimes, you get a look at me…

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 2 34

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Rock and Roll Concerts: Today vs. Yesteryear

1969. Woodstock. Tickets were $18 bucks for the whole weekend but when the folks running the show realized that it would be impossible to collect, it became a free concert. The Who started at 5am on sunday. The sun rose…

MuddyElite Reviewer11 mos ago 3 29
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