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Muddy

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1,146 posts by Muddy

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Have we gone too far in the hobby?

If we are, are we even aware of it, are we frogs boiling in water. I don't want to go all Phil Collins but are we into deep? I mean who else more into it than us? Is there anybody?…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 mos ago 22 21

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Is Las Vegas dying?

It keeps popping up in videos and new stories that Las Vegas is circling the drain. It's really slowing down. I've never really been a Vegas guy myself. I was there a couple years back those cheap buffets, yeah those…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 mos ago 17 29

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Do you need to read a good review(s) of club before you visit?

I myself like the going in blind but I feel like a lot of guys use this site exactly how it's intended; where you see where all the better clubs are at without having to visit the bad ones. They…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 mos ago 13 24

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The price or the terms

I was recently reading Ted Turners book. It's a good read. He would talk about how in a lot of deals he wouldn't haggle on the asking price and instead focus on the terms of the deal. Now I understand…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 mos ago 10 1

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I think once you've banged one Cuban, you've pretty much banged all of them

That's basically the Cuban experience. (At least for the off the boat crew) 90% of the time it's all the same shit. Same stupid sell, (I have theory there must be one teacher for all them, or one guidebook:…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 mos ago 53 11

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The hobby 10 years out

Where do you see yourself in this hobby in decade? Are you even in it anymore? Less strip clubbing, more strip clubbing? Hey maybe you retire, get more free, get more cash coming in, move somewhere different. Mongering wise, Any places…

MuddyElite Reviewer5 mos ago 10 18

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How do you fly?

I see there's alot chaos in our nations airports right now. It got me thinking how do you guys do it. Are you an aisle seat guy? Window? You mind the middle? Preferred airline? You guys fly business class or just take…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 mos ago 7 19

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FKK Girl Types

What do you think about these lineups? Globe in Zurich http://club-globe.ch/en/girls.php No fat girls obviously but I don't know, that's just not my type. Skinny with those rock hard tits. But I think a lot of guys on here…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 mos ago 115 13

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Stuff you like to over indulge in

The people that know you, sort of associate you with ODing on whatever that is. -When I'm on the road I always get this big jug of whole milk be it in the car or walking around the city. I…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 mos ago 23 24

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Healthy cynicism in the hobby

You just have to always be ready to for things to go south in these clubs. At any moment. I'm not at all surprised went it does. I don't start off all ghetto, I'm friendly going in every time, very…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 mos ago 14 7

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Coaches you'd love to play for

I saw Lou Holtz passed today. One of the greats. Maybe you guys player a sport or two growing up. Who's a coach that you'd just love to play for. Personally. I'm not sure if that is the same as…

MuddyElite Reviewer6 mos ago 8 21

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Living next to a strip club

Would you want to live next to your favorite strip club? Would you tolerate living next to your a strip club? Would you be tolerate living next to the hoodrat 2amer club?

MuddyElite Reviewer7 mos ago 9 23

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Make Pussy Cheap Again

I mean sometimes you just gotta think about the alternatives to OTC. $1K plus is becoming normal. I'm not partaking. I'm not normalizing this. I'm not giving this any credibility. Why not just fly to Europe for the weekend? Paris,…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 mos ago 35 29

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First time in bathhouses, here's how it went

Wanted to check out the bathhouses. I didn't see any listed. I'm not gonna lie to you, shit got gay and messy...QUICKLY. Here's out it went but I gotta tell it lounge act style, Spandeu Ballet style *Ahem* 🎶With his dick…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 mos ago 12 1

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About 1500 strip clubs in America today

I counted it up a few months back. Only Strip Clubs, Binkini bars, did not count vietnamese coffee shops or massage parlors, or adult stores. 1533 but who knows what's still open on the listings and what's closed since I…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 mos ago 64 12

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I think you can get people once but they just ain't coming back

These clubs with these crazy covers, $30, $40 to get in. Then lapdance over $50. And then they have the gall to even come down on you on those with too much touching You know I'm already here let's live…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 mos ago 21 15

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What happened to all the big meet ups?

Do y'all do that anymore. Maybe nobody just ain't saying nothing. When was the last big one, that Tootsies one maybe. I've been to some small gatherings it always a good time. Let's get more meet ups going. It builds…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 mos ago 11 16

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My foray into fat chicks....

So I'm in a new phase right now. I'm pushing for the cushin as they say in the strip clubs. Anyway I'm at the club right now, figured I'd do sort of live stream of me getting jiggy with it. So…

MuddyElite Reviewer8 mos ago 12 10

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Is the board dying?

Seriously where the fuck is everybody? Do I need to list out the names? Could it be the delcine of strip clubs in America? Could it be the our esteemed fellow members left the hobby and actually got a life?…

MuddyElite Reviewer8 mos ago 27 36

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Province of Strip Clubs/Quebec

Last up to finish off Canada we got Quebec. I've been able to get by with english for the most but I've stayed pretty urban, I haven't really gone out to the French Canadien boonies to club. But I always…

MuddyElite Reviewer9 mos ago 55

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Province of Strip Clubs/Ontario

Next up we Ontario. Really one of the better places to this hobby imo, particularly the Mississauga spots. Usually at best in Ontario it's an all out brothel experience and at worst it's cheap two way dances. 20 CAD dances,…

MuddyElite Reviewer9 mos ago 206 3

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Christmas Caroling on tuscl

For many of us in America we just go hit with bunch of snow. I'd figured it'd be a great time to get into the holiday spirit, and serenade all about something we all do every year around the holidays....eating…

MuddyElite Reviewer9 mos ago 13 3

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Province of Strip Clubs/Newfoundland and Labrador/Northwest Territories

Combine a couple provinces, each have one active listing. Probably get nothing but just in case I'll throw it up here. Harley's Hardrock Saloon in Yellowknife, that might be the most remote strip club on the earth. And then you…

MuddyElite Reviewer9 mos ago 11 2

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The drawbacks to this hobby

What are some drawbacks do you think to strip clubbing? I thought about it. I personally think it's mostly good. I mean if this community can't defend it, who will? But if you had to jump on the other side…

MuddyElite Reviewer9 mos ago 10 38

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Province of Strip Clubs/New Brunswick

Next up is New Brunswick. If you just want to keep on driving through Maine. Looks like 4 active listings. I've been to Angie's in Moncton. You get a lot of girls coming from Halifax to dance there because Halifax…

MuddyElite Reviewer9 mos ago 10
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